"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i live beside an ebgames and tonight was the midnight release of the new warcraft expansion pack the burning crusades. anyways there is a huge snowstorm and a warning to stay at home is in effect but not for the warcraft geeks. there's like 500 cars parked outside.

i love the game and its fun but i just wanted to see what kind of tough guys actually play this game because most times i run into a level 60 and they mouth off and act tough. so i jumped in my car and drove by and it was no surprise that alot of them were greasy basement pigs and skinny bookworms. but to my surprise never mess with a mob of geeks because in numbers they are strong. for my womans entertainment i drove by the masses and screamed world of warcraft sucks and i tried to skid out of there but since the parking lot was covered in snow the car didn't jet like i thought it would. the geeks were angered and they started bombing my car with snowballs and explict comments. i was scared for my life.

i finally got out of there and my woman has a good story for school tommorrow but geez don't mess with the geeks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lmao.

I just keep laughing... this is hilarious.

I wonder, if they killed you, who would get to loot your corpse?
 
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i'm a closet geek and i too have to have the lastest gadgets and games but geez i aggro'd the whole store by one foolish comment. i guess being the first to level 70 is what it's all about. goodtimes.
 
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AHHAHAA.... i used to be addicted to that game, thank god i had a gf so i could still get laid without trying. i have a 60 but i stoped playing it many months ago because it started boring me. Now i love my 360... BTW LOST PLANET IS AWSOME!

kudos to living next to ebgames, wish i could be so lucky.
 
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lost planet is really awesome. i picked that up on friday and have finally been able to spend time with another game other than gears of war. but i might have to pick up the burning crusades too. i know it takes alot of dedication playing mmorgs but if the storms that we recieved tonite is any indication of being stuck inside than i'm going WOW all the way.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wow will take over your life! don't do it insanity, donnn''''tttt doooo iiitttt!

be productive! :p
 
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Originally posted by AoF
I wonder, if they killed you, who would get to loot your corpse?
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I know enough about world of warcraft to have found that the funniest thing I've heard all day.
 
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hey beard haven't heard from you in a while. must be all the poon you've been getting. i also see you haven't lost your sense of humor.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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you went out of your way to yell warcraft sucks just to see what would happen LOL REPPED
 
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i don't think world of warcraft is counter productive. it's one of the greatest tools for the taken man. when my woman gets pissy and starts looking for an arguement i just fire world of warcraft up and a couple hours later she comes up to me and apologizes after she's calmed down, heck most times i'm in the wrong and she still apologizes.

look at how many women are on these world of warcraft addict sites looking to save their husbands and boyfriends from this games wraith. a smart woman would pack up and leave....do they? hell no because this game is giving them competition. imagine them telling their girlfriends i lost my boyfriend to world of warcraft. if they were smart they would delete their characters or toss their harddrives out the window.

i play the game for about 3 hours then i get bored. then i jump on xboxlive...then i get bored. i get horny then i get laid. it's all good.
 
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insanity said:
i don't think world of warcraft is counter productive. it's one of the greatest tools for the taken man. when my woman gets pissy and starts looking for an arguement i just fire world of warcraft up and a couple hours later she comes up to me and apologizes after she's calmed down, heck most times i'm in the wrong and she still apologizes.

look at how many women are on these world of warcraft addict sites looking to save their husbands and boyfriends from this games wraith. a smart woman would pack up and leave....do they? hell no because this game is giving them competition. imagine them telling their girlfriends i lost my boyfriend to world of warcraft. if they were smart they would delete their characters or toss their harddrives out the window.

i play the game for about 3 hours then i get bored. then i jump on xboxlive...then i get bored. i get horny then i get laid. it's all good.
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It's one thing to be taken already. But what about the aspiring DJs and single men out there wondering what they're doing wrong. Answer might be to leave Warcraft alone and get into more grownup things.
 
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insanity said:
i live beside an ebgames and tonight was the midnight release of the new warcraft expansion pack the burning crusades. anyways there is a huge snowstorm and a warning to stay at home is in effect but not for the warcraft geeks. there's like 500 cars parked outside.

i love the game and its fun but i just wanted to see what kind of tough guys actually play this game because most times i run into a level 60 and they mouth off and act tough. so i jumped in my car and drove by and it was no surprise that alot of them were greasy basement pigs and skinny bookworms. but to my surprise never mess with a mob of geeks because in numbers they are strong. for my womans entertainment i drove by the masses and screamed world of warcraft sucks and i tried to skid out of there but since the parking lot was covered in snow the car didn't jet like i thought it would. the geeks were angered and they started bombing my car with snowballs and explict comments. i was scared for my life.

i finally got out of there and my woman has a good story for school tommorrow but geez don't mess with the geeks.
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YOU AR MY HERO!!!! i too am a WoW nerd although i dont consider myself a nerd and i too would prolly pay it out to get a reaction from them. I am kicking myself in the bakks right now for not thinking of that and going to my local EB games to do that
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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