"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i live beside an ebgames and tonight was the midnight release of the new warcraft expansion pack the burning crusades. anyways there is a huge snowstorm and a warning to stay at home is in effect but not for the warcraft geeks. there's like 500 cars parked outside.

i love the game and its fun but i just wanted to see what kind of tough guys actually play this game because most times i run into a level 60 and they mouth off and act tough. so i jumped in my car and drove by and it was no surprise that alot of them were greasy basement pigs and skinny bookworms. but to my surprise never mess with a mob of geeks because in numbers they are strong. for my womans entertainment i drove by the masses and screamed world of warcraft sucks and i tried to skid out of there but since the parking lot was covered in snow the car didn't jet like i thought it would. the geeks were angered and they started bombing my car with snowballs and explict comments. i was scared for my life.

i finally got out of there and my woman has a good story for school tommorrow but geez don't mess with the geeks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Lmao.

I just keep laughing... this is hilarious.

I wonder, if they killed you, who would get to loot your corpse?
 
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i'm a closet geek and i too have to have the lastest gadgets and games but geez i aggro'd the whole store by one foolish comment. i guess being the first to level 70 is what it's all about. goodtimes.
 
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AHHAHAA.... i used to be addicted to that game, thank god i had a gf so i could still get laid without trying. i have a 60 but i stoped playing it many months ago because it started boring me. Now i love my 360... BTW LOST PLANET IS AWSOME!

kudos to living next to ebgames, wish i could be so lucky.
 
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lost planet is really awesome. i picked that up on friday and have finally been able to spend time with another game other than gears of war. but i might have to pick up the burning crusades too. i know it takes alot of dedication playing mmorgs but if the storms that we recieved tonite is any indication of being stuck inside than i'm going WOW all the way.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wow will take over your life! don't do it insanity, donnn''''tttt doooo iiitttt!

be productive! :p
 
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Originally posted by AoF
I wonder, if they killed you, who would get to loot your corpse?
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I know enough about world of warcraft to have found that the funniest thing I've heard all day.
 
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hey beard haven't heard from you in a while. must be all the poon you've been getting. i also see you haven't lost your sense of humor.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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you went out of your way to yell warcraft sucks just to see what would happen LOL REPPED
 
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i don't think world of warcraft is counter productive. it's one of the greatest tools for the taken man. when my woman gets pissy and starts looking for an arguement i just fire world of warcraft up and a couple hours later she comes up to me and apologizes after she's calmed down, heck most times i'm in the wrong and she still apologizes.

look at how many women are on these world of warcraft addict sites looking to save their husbands and boyfriends from this games wraith. a smart woman would pack up and leave....do they? hell no because this game is giving them competition. imagine them telling their girlfriends i lost my boyfriend to world of warcraft. if they were smart they would delete their characters or toss their harddrives out the window.

i play the game for about 3 hours then i get bored. then i jump on xboxlive...then i get bored. i get horny then i get laid. it's all good.
 
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insanity said:
i don't think world of warcraft is counter productive. it's one of the greatest tools for the taken man. when my woman gets pissy and starts looking for an arguement i just fire world of warcraft up and a couple hours later she comes up to me and apologizes after she's calmed down, heck most times i'm in the wrong and she still apologizes.

look at how many women are on these world of warcraft addict sites looking to save their husbands and boyfriends from this games wraith. a smart woman would pack up and leave....do they? hell no because this game is giving them competition. imagine them telling their girlfriends i lost my boyfriend to world of warcraft. if they were smart they would delete their characters or toss their harddrives out the window.

i play the game for about 3 hours then i get bored. then i jump on xboxlive...then i get bored. i get horny then i get laid. it's all good.
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It's one thing to be taken already. But what about the aspiring DJs and single men out there wondering what they're doing wrong. Answer might be to leave Warcraft alone and get into more grownup things.
 
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insanity said:
i live beside an ebgames and tonight was the midnight release of the new warcraft expansion pack the burning crusades. anyways there is a huge snowstorm and a warning to stay at home is in effect but not for the warcraft geeks. there's like 500 cars parked outside.

i love the game and its fun but i just wanted to see what kind of tough guys actually play this game because most times i run into a level 60 and they mouth off and act tough. so i jumped in my car and drove by and it was no surprise that alot of them were greasy basement pigs and skinny bookworms. but to my surprise never mess with a mob of geeks because in numbers they are strong. for my womans entertainment i drove by the masses and screamed world of warcraft sucks and i tried to skid out of there but since the parking lot was covered in snow the car didn't jet like i thought it would. the geeks were angered and they started bombing my car with snowballs and explict comments. i was scared for my life.

i finally got out of there and my woman has a good story for school tommorrow but geez don't mess with the geeks.
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YOU AR MY HERO!!!! i too am a WoW nerd although i dont consider myself a nerd and i too would prolly pay it out to get a reaction from them. I am kicking myself in the bakks right now for not thinking of that and going to my local EB games to do that
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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