"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Workout jounal:The Torture Has Started

Lil Magic

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Well...my first serious stint at the gym since summer started was last night. I went with an old friend who i havent seen i few years put who lives surprisingly close to me. Im in highschool and my friend was kinda the loser in elementary school who everyone used to pick on while i was the fat f*ck. Well anywho, hes frickin ripped now, especially for someone whos only 5'6, and he puts me to shame! I'm 6'2. While i concentrated on getting skinny hes been hitting the gym big time. So now i have to work hard just to avoid looking bad next to him. Talk about motivation...So anyway we did arm. 5 exercises per muscle. with 3sets each and 10 reps. My arms hurt like hell. Well its summer and i have goals to reach but like i said...The torture has started.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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EFFORT

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Make me proud man and start from the post Where to Start
 

Heart Break Kid

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This is great news, you'll grow very fast, you have a good spotter and you can ask him any questions you have. Plus at 6'2 you'll look amazing once you get as ripped as him. :up:
 

BluEyes

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If you view working out and getting fit as torture, I question your resolve.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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mrRuckus

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Lil Magic said:
So anyway we did arm. 5 exercises per muscle. with 3sets each and 10 reps. My arms hurt like hell. Well its summer and i have goals to reach but like i said...The torture has started.
What does this tell you?
 
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