"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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workingout during college

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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squelchy451

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uuh i see ads for workout equipment with 20-30yr old men on them...

im guessing men still buy workout equipment at that age level since it would have a positive impact on their bodies.
 

Triple T

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squelchy451 said:
uuh i see ads for workout equipment with 20-30yr old men on them...

im guessing men still buy workout equipment at that age level since it would have a positive impact on their bodies.
I'm also guessing you'll buy a bowflex after you see a commercial with a ripped guy using it...

"Do you get buff if you workout in college?"
...lazy question man. You'll get buff if you workout hard/eat hard in any situation.

Seriously, do some research.
 

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A better place, a better time.
Yes. It's gonna take 1.5-2 years if you're starting with nothing.

Personally college has been awesome for it because I have plenty of free time and access to a ****ing sweet gym free of charge.
 

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amen to furyguy's statement. This is a fantastic time to do it. Go lift some heavy ****.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i can understand this guys dilemma, what he's really asking is "how do i get asian buff with top ramen?"
 

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LOL

I do some jump rope almost every night before going to bed (helps me sleep)

Is there any benefit to having weighted jump ropes? Mine are just plain plastic ones.

Thanks
 
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