"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Working my magic on 2nd shift?

theunflushables

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So, I just accepted a new job. The only problem with this job is its from 3.30 to midnight. I've never worked a second shift job before, so here is my question?

Is this going to effect meeting women, being I'll be working while everyone is having fun? If so, any suggestions where to meet and date while I'm working late?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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WhitePimp

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What days do you work?

I work my job usually from 5-10:30 PM Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. They're pretty much the gayest fvcking hours ever, but I'm usually good to hang out at 10:30 so if the girl is up for it, game ON! The only difficult part for me is location, as I'm a HUGE outdoor type of guy and hanging outside at 11 PM with a chick is a little on the creepy side (unless she gets turned on by mystery in which case, YEAH!!!!)

But yes, getting girls to go out that late is VERY hard to do. You're essentially stuck with bar type atmospheres, unless you can get solid work done before 3:30 and finish up after midnight. That sounds like a B&N shift goddamit! :eek:
 

theunflushables

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Its a M-F which gives me the weekend, but I prefer meeting during the middle of the week, less chance of prior commitment.

Yeah, especially with you being from Jersey, she'd probably think she was going to get whacked if you took her to the woods at 11 at night.
 
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