"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Work on Valentines day

SDBmania

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I going to be working tomarrow(Valentines day), so I thought that I could work on some good C@F stuff. When some atractive laides come up, I plan on saying something like:

"I bet you got something special planned tonight!"

Or to that effect. What a great way to find out if a girl is single or not, plus you don't look like your coming on to her at first. I'll think of more stuff once I'm at work and in my element. Share what you have done, you single DJs, for Valentines day. And I'll get back to you after tomarrow or sooner to give a report.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OzzyBoy

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I'm working today as well, but thats just the way it goes. Happy valentines day to everyone especially my girlfriend. Here is a big kiss over the internet. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs.
 
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That's cool. I am actually glad that I am working tomarrow. This will give be a great oppourtunety. At least, for us single guys!
 

SDBmania

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Oh well.......

It was too busy today for me to really work my good lines however, I did get some good jokes and c&f stuff in. Just the usual. Oh well, no biggie. Any of you worker bees do better than me tonight? Oh, I see, you'll tell me tomarrow!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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