So I ended something that was on and off for about a year. Probably 2 or 3 weeks ago. Around that same time I fractured my heel, so I have a sexy ass boot on my foot. So it's been a little hard to get the girl off my mind, I have other girls to talk to but I'm not hooking up with them. And sarging at a mall or somewhere like that is a little tough to do with a foot I can't do much walking on. I figured it always helps to get some words of wisdom for those that are in a rut. Only 3 weeks until college, where girls grow on trees, in the mean time, say something productive to help a brother get his mind off of things or get her out of it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Words of Wisdom
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