"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WOOT! Spax is becoming a MAN......well...kinda

spax

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Yeh bros!

The guy who never kissed a girl until few months ago fingered his first girl tonight!

Movie cinema was COMPLETELY empty. Was with my girlfriend of about a month, and things got frisky. I kept trying to put my hand around her *****, but she kept on kinda pushing it away, well atleast making it very difficult with the placement of her hands.

Anyway, I ended up sucking on her titties by unbuttoning her shirt while making out, and kinda kissing her chest and neck, then pulled her bra down with my teeth and got her tittie. Nice.

Seriously, after about an hr of make out, I managed to finger and boy was it great. ***** felt sooo much better than I imagined. I was rubbing it a bit then went it and it was wet. Delicious. She was moaning and colvulsing almost.

My fingers slid in sooooo easy..... no blood or anything.. she loved it. She also tried to play with my ****, putting her hands in my underwear....BUT OMFG! I couldn't get it up! Soooo FUSTRATING!!! Seriously, my **** was shrivled like a raisin. I had to keep pushing her hands out coz I didnt want her to think my dik was that!

I dont think she noticed coz i pushed her hands away before she cud get that low....but God, sooooo annoying. I probably could have gotten a handjob!!!!

Any way, it was a good night. As im typing this, my 2 fingers on my right hand still smell of *****.

Lets go for a lay! :cool:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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SinJester

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*high five*

Nice... just nice. ;)
 

oneshot

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ah..you sonofa*****. guess this is my next goal :)
 

WesCottII

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Well, check out mr Smooth :D

Congrats dude.
 
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