"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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WOOT! Spax is becoming a MAN......well...kinda

spax

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Yeh bros!

The guy who never kissed a girl until few months ago fingered his first girl tonight!

Movie cinema was COMPLETELY empty. Was with my girlfriend of about a month, and things got frisky. I kept trying to put my hand around her *****, but she kept on kinda pushing it away, well atleast making it very difficult with the placement of her hands.

Anyway, I ended up sucking on her titties by unbuttoning her shirt while making out, and kinda kissing her chest and neck, then pulled her bra down with my teeth and got her tittie. Nice.

Seriously, after about an hr of make out, I managed to finger and boy was it great. ***** felt sooo much better than I imagined. I was rubbing it a bit then went it and it was wet. Delicious. She was moaning and colvulsing almost.

My fingers slid in sooooo easy..... no blood or anything.. she loved it. She also tried to play with my ****, putting her hands in my underwear....BUT OMFG! I couldn't get it up! Soooo FUSTRATING!!! Seriously, my **** was shrivled like a raisin. I had to keep pushing her hands out coz I didnt want her to think my dik was that!

I dont think she noticed coz i pushed her hands away before she cud get that low....but God, sooooo annoying. I probably could have gotten a handjob!!!!

Any way, it was a good night. As im typing this, my 2 fingers on my right hand still smell of *****.

Lets go for a lay! :cool:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SinJester

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*high five*

Nice... just nice. ;)
 

oneshot

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ah..you sonofa*****. guess this is my next goal :)
 

WesCottII

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Well, check out mr Smooth :D

Congrats dude.
 
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