Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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WOOT! Spax is becoming a MAN......well...kinda

spax

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Yeh bros!

The guy who never kissed a girl until few months ago fingered his first girl tonight!

Movie cinema was COMPLETELY empty. Was with my girlfriend of about a month, and things got frisky. I kept trying to put my hand around her *****, but she kept on kinda pushing it away, well atleast making it very difficult with the placement of her hands.

Anyway, I ended up sucking on her titties by unbuttoning her shirt while making out, and kinda kissing her chest and neck, then pulled her bra down with my teeth and got her tittie. Nice.

Seriously, after about an hr of make out, I managed to finger and boy was it great. ***** felt sooo much better than I imagined. I was rubbing it a bit then went it and it was wet. Delicious. She was moaning and colvulsing almost.

My fingers slid in sooooo easy..... no blood or anything.. she loved it. She also tried to play with my ****, putting her hands in my underwear....BUT OMFG! I couldn't get it up! Soooo FUSTRATING!!! Seriously, my **** was shrivled like a raisin. I had to keep pushing her hands out coz I didnt want her to think my dik was that!

I dont think she noticed coz i pushed her hands away before she cud get that low....but God, sooooo annoying. I probably could have gotten a handjob!!!!

Any way, it was a good night. As im typing this, my 2 fingers on my right hand still smell of *****.

Lets go for a lay! :cool:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SinJester

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*high five*

Nice... just nice. ;)
 

oneshot

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ah..you sonofa*****. guess this is my next goal :)
 

WesCottII

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Well, check out mr Smooth :D

Congrats dude.
 
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