"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Woot.com

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It doesn't seem to have been mentioned before, which is odd, but there's a site out there that's hard to live without...

www.woot.com

Every day a different product is put up for sale - sometimes random crap, sometimes overpriced crap, and just often enough to have you checking the website as it's changed at midnight every day... pure gold. Today it's a 61" DLP HDTV for 2500 + $5 shipping (and a free blender... or maybe it's a $2500 blender with a free 61" HDTV?), but tomorrow....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WOW!!! More than 5 feet of HDTV for my viewing pleasure. Wonder if I can get that ordered, plus a new home to put it in, before the superbowl?

What are some of the best deals you've seen there man? Seems like this place is pretty popular if it can get 241 replies in 24 minutes!!!!! My god, How did I never hear of this place?

Your like my friend again!

Edited to say, that would cost me over $600 dollars in shipping. Even with abusing my 75% off company discount, that thing is HUGE!!!
 
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yeah i got my home theatre system there back a few months ago. Works great too
 
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Hey Skel, ever see a bowflex on the site, or a homegym of anykind?

That's what I am waiting for.
 
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nah, they wont do this im afraid because free shipping would wind up costing them more than they make on the item
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Locate Cell

Originally posted by diablo
It doesn't seem to have been mentioned before, which is odd, but there's a site out there that's hard to live without...
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Here's another one devil-man, this one is sure to cause some alarm for some people and bound to fuel jealous boyfriends and girlfriends alike when they find out who their "significant other" has been calling.

http://www.locatecell.com

I saw it advertised on the NBC Nightly News and it's causing a little bit of commotion so I thought I'd add it to your thread.

Snoop away, people.:D :eek:
 
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