Packers2010
Master Don Juan
you rang?coochieman said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Woohoo I finally got laid!
- Thread starter sageproduct
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
sageproduct
Banned
My natural humor style is a very male-oriented style. If you haven't noticed, I love self-deprecating humor because I think it's fwcking hilarious. Women tend to gravitate toward more ****y humor types, which I'm not a huge fan of.alpha_ash said:
Anyway, I'm not whining because I'm working on it and developing more female-friendly humor. I've come to a point where I can bet you I can get any girl to at least laugh. Being funny and being sexy are two very different things, I've found. Whoever said "make a girl laugh and you can get her in bed" is DEAD FWCKING WRONG. Plus, my humor and sociableness is a VERY recent development in my personality, not even a year old. Even in high school I had such social anxiety that I would start sweating like a motherfwcker anytime I spoke to a stranger.
In all honesty I see myself getting laid in the near future. Within the year 2013.
^^Also, self depricating humor is not male oriented. When did James Bond or Han Solo every put them selves down just to impress some girl. Da fak bro.
Just my opinion but I believe girls graviate towards a guy who generally is kind of rude to them, and not afraid to tease her or call her out on things
Girls dont want to date a comedian
(unless you're a rich comedian lmao)
Just my opinion but I believe girls graviate towards a guy who generally is kind of rude to them, and not afraid to tease her or call her out on things
Girls dont want to date a comedian
(unless you're a rich comedian lmao)
coochieman
Don Juan
Seriously? Dude.sageproduct said:
Besmirching yourself is hilarious?
Well yeah, if you look like David Beckham or have 1/10th of his money.
We are age mates, so trust me when I say girls DO NOT PITY-FUCCK.
The ****iness I recommend stems out of feeling yourself for no apparent reason.
You need not brag, you just show extreme comfort in who/where you are [while pushing for better every day].
And ofcourse, you gotta look and act the part, too. There's the rub.
Yeah bro, humor is over-rated.sageproduct said:
I can't even think of one playboy that I know that's mainly about "humor".
Discover your inner jerk.
And Oh,
PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:box:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.