Packers2010
Master Don Juan
you rang?coochieman said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Woohoo I finally got laid!
- Thread starter sageproduct
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
sageproduct
Banned
My natural humor style is a very male-oriented style. If you haven't noticed, I love self-deprecating humor because I think it's fwcking hilarious. Women tend to gravitate toward more ****y humor types, which I'm not a huge fan of.alpha_ash said:
Anyway, I'm not whining because I'm working on it and developing more female-friendly humor. I've come to a point where I can bet you I can get any girl to at least laugh. Being funny and being sexy are two very different things, I've found. Whoever said "make a girl laugh and you can get her in bed" is DEAD FWCKING WRONG. Plus, my humor and sociableness is a VERY recent development in my personality, not even a year old. Even in high school I had such social anxiety that I would start sweating like a motherfwcker anytime I spoke to a stranger.
In all honesty I see myself getting laid in the near future. Within the year 2013.
^^Also, self depricating humor is not male oriented. When did James Bond or Han Solo every put them selves down just to impress some girl. Da fak bro.
Just my opinion but I believe girls graviate towards a guy who generally is kind of rude to them, and not afraid to tease her or call her out on things
Girls dont want to date a comedian
(unless you're a rich comedian lmao)
Just my opinion but I believe girls graviate towards a guy who generally is kind of rude to them, and not afraid to tease her or call her out on things
Girls dont want to date a comedian
(unless you're a rich comedian lmao)
coochieman
Don Juan
Seriously? Dude.sageproduct said:
Besmirching yourself is hilarious?
Well yeah, if you look like David Beckham or have 1/10th of his money.
We are age mates, so trust me when I say girls DO NOT PITY-FUCCK.
The ****iness I recommend stems out of feeling yourself for no apparent reason.
You need not brag, you just show extreme comfort in who/where you are [while pushing for better every day].
And ofcourse, you gotta look and act the part, too. There's the rub.
Yeah bro, humor is over-rated.sageproduct said:
I can't even think of one playboy that I know that's mainly about "humor".
Discover your inner jerk.
And Oh,
PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:box:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.