"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women Who Work in Porn Shops

jglide123

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I went to a porn shop the other day and had a cool conversation with an attractive woman who worked there. While she was cool, I can't help but think that women like that consider all men who enter a porn shop to be perverts (kinda like how strippers usually hate men, or at least their customers)....

Anyone have any similar experiences?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Down Low

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I helped out a buddy in 1980 by doing a shift for him in a pron shop. It also had a little video arcade where male prostitutes did their business.

Every f0cker who walked in the door was a hard core perv.

I did get a sneaky thrill pushing all six buttons at the same time to show a late-20s woman all the various motions of electric d1cks in action. She gasped. It was great.
 

Vice

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I went into one to pick up a thing of lube, had the lady at the counter hit on me. Then again, I'm sure that she could tell I wasn't a typical customer.
 

AlexDP

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Vice said:
I went into one to pick up a thing of lube, had the lady at the counter hit on me. Then again, I'm sure that she could tell I wasn't a typical customer.
You're a customer. You're the same as every other customer.
 

dbx

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Porn shop? Haven't you heard of the internet? :)

Seriously though... how are they still in business? Never seen one here in the UK.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Vice

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dbx said:
Porn shop? Haven't you heard of the internet? :)

Seriously though... how are they still in business? Never seen one here in the UK.
I don't go to them often except for novelty and fun with my girlfriend, but they sell other fun things besides movies/magazines.

It's instant gratification vs. waiting for stuff to come in the mail.
 
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