"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women who get cosmetic surgery, take hundreds of selfies using filters for old attention
- Thread starter Sal
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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RichardTheFrog
Banned
And their hot roommates throat, too.
But you might electrocute them with your bionic dyck.
Would you get cosmetic surgery and take hundreds of pictures of yourself using filters on the pictures as a man for attention?
Imo that sounds like an effeminate man trying to do what women do for attention.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Post results for free. Get cosmetic surgery first. Then take hundreds of selfies, get them rated and filter them.
Don't let the haters bring you down
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Nope. Take a dog face pic and caption it: let this dirty dog sniff your crotch and hump your leg with my bionic red rocket.
Then flip their dog house
Better yet take a picture of your head with the poop emoji on top and caption it: shiithead