That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
But you might electrocute them with your bionic dyck.That I'd probably like my d1ck in their throat.
And their hot roommates throat, too.
If it got results and allowed me to be able to fvck hot girls for free, then yes.But you might electrocute them with your bionic dyck.
Would you get cosmetic surgery and take hundreds of pictures of yourself using filters on the pictures as a man for attention?
Imo that sounds like an effeminate man trying to do what women do for attention.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Post results for free. Get cosmetic surgery first. Then take hundreds of selfies, get them rated and filter them.If it got results and allowed me to be able to fvck hot girls for free, then yes.
In fact, I think I will take a picture of myself right now with a Snapchat filter and put it on Tinder. I've never done that before. Worth a try.
PS: The bionic d1ck has no electrical components.
I just looked at the Snapchat filters and most of them are pretty girly.Post results for free. Get cosmetic surgery first. Then take hundreds of selfies, get them rated and filter them.
Don't let the haters bring you down
Nope. Take a dog face pic and caption it: let this dirty dog sniff your crotch and hump your leg with my bionic red rocket.I just looked at the Snapchat filters and most of them are pretty girly.
The dog face one is okay, but it's all been done. Don't think a dog face Snapchat filter will get me threesomes with hot girls.
Back to flipping houses, I suppose.