"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Women should invent their own sports

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This is a touchy subject. Either way, it is an ego trip. I think that women should be alowed in some sports to play coed with men. But come on, let us talk seriously, Can women really go head to head with guys in sports such as hockey, rugby, and american football? If you say yes, YOU ARE LYING!!!

Women could play kicker for american football, but not really much else. I have played guard and runningback and safety, and linebacker, as others have I am sure, and can tell you, a woman can not play very effectively at all in these positions.

Women can play soccer though. The U.S. women's tema has been better than the men's team for a while now, but the men are catching up. But that is at a national level. I used to get schooled by girls in elementary school and halfway through middle school, but since then and now, No girl out does me in sports.

Besides, do you find masculine, musclular women attractive? I don't.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Also, sexy Malibu, I don't want some female firfighter telling me if I am disabled that I can't be rescued cuz she can't lift me. Women could drive the fire trucks, maybe. Men are usually better drivers though.
 

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Originally posted by wavejams007
Also, sexy Malibu, I don't want some female firfighter telling me if I am disabled that I can't be rescued cuz she can't lift me. Women could drive the fire trucks, maybe. Men are usually better drivers though.
i ve seen some pretty strong females in bullitt county....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by penkitten
its me and gio silly
our real names haha
You mean Gio's real name is not Gio??
It's Ben:crackup: Ben......that name sucks.

If I were you, I'd sue your parents. You could of had a cool name like Gio but instead you got stuck with BEN.....

I remember their use to be a TV show called Gentle Ben about a kid with a pet bear. Is that were the name came from???

Man, I am so disappointed.

Fuuck, I don't even know what else to say......Ben
 

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Helter skelter, just the username tells us howdisturbed you are. Here in the real, normal world, we don't mutilate bodies in demonic ceremonies and say that we are prophets who get messages from God through Beatles music!

Besides, what is the reason you diss on Ben? Probably just jealous cuz he could actually get a girl and get married. You on the other hand can only make fun of others in the intervals between masturbating and wishing you could be half as cool as ben. :mad:


Don't worry, gio, Ben is a cool name. You should get the nobel prize. Ben and Jerry's ice cream is expensive, but really, really good.:p
 

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Originally posted by wavejams007
Here in the real, normal world, we don't mutilate bodies in demonic ceremonies and say that we are prophets who get messages from God through Beatles music!
Huh????
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Huh????
Dude, i thought you might have known the history behind your username. I guess not.
 

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It is also the name of an event that happened in the 1970s in the U.S. Look up Charles Manson if you want the interesting stuff on the event. Really bizzare, actually.
 

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this is true, theres a lot of pussies trying to stick their noses where they have no buisness doing anything. What the **** did this *****es get fed? womens testosterone levels are at an all time high, is like theyre trying to have a vagina and penis at the same time. regardless how hard they try, the best male boxer is going to beat the **** out of the best female boxer, and the male basketball, football, soccer,weight lifters, track and field, swimmers, and everything else regarding sports guys will be better than all the top female athletes in the same field. **** even the best chefs in the world, fashion designers, and poets have been men.
 

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Originally posted by undesputable **** even the best chefs in the world, fashion designers, and poets have been men. [/B]

Oooo. Right indeed. Shakespeare? Man. Edgar Allen Poe? Man. Emeril? Man. very good point. I think women need to realize that they will be physically inferior to the male gender for quite a long time.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by wavejams007
This is a touchy subject. Either way, it is an ego trip. I think that women should be alowed in some sports to play coed with men. But come on, let us talk seriously, Can women really go head to head with guys in sports such as hockey, rugby, and american football? If you say yes, YOU ARE LYING!!!

Women could play kicker for american football, but not really much else. I have played guard and runningback and safety, and linebacker, as others have I am sure, and can tell you, a woman can not play very effectively at all in these positions.
Obviously you didn't actually read what I had to say. Can ALL women go head to head with guys in those sports? No. But can SOME women? Absolutely. Just like there are some MEN who COULDN'T if their lives depended on it.

That's probably the most annoying thing that guys do - they generalize ALL women to be exactly the same. I'm not talking about ALL women, I'm talking about those few women who CAN do it. I'm talking about abilities, NOT gender.

Besides, do you find masculine, musclular women attractive? I don't.
Were we talking about what you find attractive? I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about sports.

Also, sexy Malibu, I don't want some female firfighter telling me if I am disabled that I can't be rescued cuz she can't lift me. Women could drive the fire trucks, maybe. Men are usually better drivers though.


If a woman can't lift you, then she shouldn't be allowed to be a firefighter. Just like if a MAN can't lift you (and let me tell you, I know plenty of men who couldn't lift you) he shouldn't be allowed to be one either. Again - gender is irrelevent, I'm talking about ability.
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
You mean Gio's real name is not Gio??
It's Ben:crackup: Ben......that name sucks.

If I were you, I'd sue your parents. You could of had a cool name like Gio but instead you got stuck with BEN.....

I remember their use to be a TV show called Gentle Ben about a kid with a pet bear. Is that were the name came from???

Man, I am so disappointed.

Fuuck, I don't even know what else to say......Ben
is your real name something spetacular or something?
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
If I were you, I'd sue your parents. You could of had a cool name like Gio but instead you got stuck with BEN.....

I remember their use to be a TV show called Gentle Ben about a kid with a pet bear. Is that were the name came from?
No... it comes from the Bible. Benjamin, son of Jacob.

Originally posted by The Bible
"Benjamin is a ravenous wolf;
in the morning he devours the prey,
in the evening he divides the plunder."

- Genesis 49:27
I bet you wish YOU were that f*cking cool.

:rockon:
 

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Originally posted by AdrenalynJunkee
I already am :D . My name means young warrior....fyi i guess lol
Okay, warrior is NOT as cool as ravenous wolf, but that's all right.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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