"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women my age - disgraceful

Korrupt

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I yearn for the day when a girl will come along and restore my faith in the female gender.

All I see is:

-Bullsh!t
-Lying
-Flaking
-Passive-aggressiveness
-Teasing
-Extreme, ungodly attention whoring

I would have listed cheating too, but I've never experienced it first-hand (or had a chance to experience it) because I haven't found a girl worthy of starting a relationship with.

I don't like using the words "real" and "fake" to describe people, but for lack of a better word, I don't think I've ever met a girl who was completely "real" (i.e. genuine)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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VladPatton

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It's in all age groups, man, don't be fooled. Filter, filter, filter.
 

Crazystarf

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Isn't passive agressive a feminine trait anyways? Meaning all women are like that to a point?

The others I get your point. Filter the chicks that have those traits and you're bound to catch something.
 

SamTheHobit

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Bro you need to start meeting alot more girls.
And with a little luck you may just score a virgin.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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