"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Women hitting on you? *G*

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A thread where you can tell your stories of girls hitting on YOU, rather than u hitting on them. Has this ever happened to you? feel free to elaborate;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I walked up to this one chick and said: "Damn youz a fine mutha****a!".


Then she hit me.
 
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Originally posted by Levex
I walked up to this one chick and said: "Damn youz a fine mutha****a!".


Then she hit me.
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LOL!!:p

there is a difference between "hitting" you and "hitting on you.;)
 
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this summer, a group of 4 girls approached me askin' for the time. i told'em i didn't have a watch and i didn't chat with'em, because 3/4 were really ugly and the other one was *maybe* a 7. a week later, i was alone shootin' the ball in the goal at the soccer field. suddenly, a girl (she later would tell me she was one of the 4 that had approached me, unfortunately 1 of the uglies) came towards me and handed me her mobile, without sayin' anything. i answered and her father, on the phone, told me that her daughter liked me. i was entertained by the approach and i kept talkin with her all the afternoon. we exchanged numbers but luckily i don't think i'm goin' to see her again;-)
sh1t, this been a good summer, i got approached a dozen times and i approached just one;-)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This person reminds me of that other person...discuss.... ;)
 
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Only ugly girls hit on me. :( The pretty ones give me signals and I do the hitting, lol.
 
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Originally posted by Lost
dude.. theres already a GIANT post on this in the ARCHIVES
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Well i'm bringing it back to life, doesnt offend you now, does it? shame. *sigh*

Otherwise, kewl stories guys, and i'm looking forward to hearing more;)

Laterz...
 
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How can I begin when I don't remember half of them.

Chicks used to be all over me way before ss.com too :p



PS: And what happened to your gay-ass big plans on donjuan chat? :D

I'm heading for a party, so talk to you tomorrow about it.
 
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Originally posted by aequitas
Well i'm bringing it back to life, doesnt offend you now, does it? shame. *sigh*

Otherwise, kewl stories guys, and i'm looking forward to hearing more;)

Laterz...
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If there is already a big post about this in The Archives, use that one instead.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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