Women get fat because..

[joekerr31]

I'm going to share a little secret here about women...

Apparantly, women are genetically superior to us guys, they don't get fat..they get "big boned". A big boned woman told me this truth, so I thought I'd share.

I'd like to know how you add 40 lbs of bone to your frame. I'd also like to know how you get your bones to giggle when you walk. These are the questions that need to be answered.

women are lucky. at least when they put on the weight it goes on their legs and butt - which is very easy to hide.

if a woman looks 'normal' shes probably 20 pounds overweight. if she looks 'fat' shes probably 40 pounds overweight.

us guys have it the worse, everything goes to the one place you can't hide it, your gut.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

women are lucky. at least when they put on the weight it goes on their legs and butt - which is very easy to hide. ..

I can see what they're trying to hide. Even before it goes to their legs and butt you can see it in their face, the back of their arms and even their hands. Some women will say that they're just retaining water but water does not hang like that.

Plus, look at what women wear. Women who keep themselves fit typically wear clothes that fit well (not to necessarily mean tight or revealing). Other women will wear things that will either distract your attention from problem areas or just wear ill fitting clothing that covers and hides the overflow.

if a woman looks 'normal' shes probably 20 pounds overweight. if she looks 'fat' shes probably 40 pounds overweight.

Being twenty pounds or more overweight is normal nowadays. Add to that the typical holiday weight gain and you start coming across the women who consider themselves "curvy."