"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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women assuming you are after them for no reason

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A funny phenomenon I always wanted to get more feedback on is that certain women from second 1 assume you not only want to **** them, but are after them! And directly complain feeling annoyed.
I have once entered a restaurant alone when after a while a waiter kame up to me telling me, they dont want me here staring at his female collegue. I didnt even see her!! Thats when it became more than clear to me. How twisted is that?
Not every man can relate to that, but many can, how about you guys?
Its really amusing, but sad at the same time, mostly its not even very pretty chics that freak like that. But its sad when its an HB10 because then you have no chance from start on anyway. What could one do to prove your "innocence"? Everything you say works against you it seams...
Or what is it what some women see in men, that makes them fantasize he is after her?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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if a water ever acused me of that AND I WAS RELLY INOCENT, i would tell him that i'll scream ****roach and i'll make so much trouble for him....i will scare away every single person in that restorant......fvcking bastards......

In most other cases I couldn't care less.....I know the truth, and i know i didn't want them, and that's enough. If they have some grand delusion about them selvs, I really couldn't care less (unless it gets me in trouble.)
 

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nice one, snorida! but (with one exeption) I am not interested in those women at all, but have a hard time having them setting up everybody against me.

It is not exactly what you guys understand, its much weirder.

There has been a Henry Miller movie where (or Charles Bukowski, whatever) a fat old women picked up the main actor and for the fun of it he went home with her. The moment he touched her, she called for the police, saying he tried to rape her.

This happens quite a lot! In the movie the actor came into trouble for it, any word the man says turns against him in a situation like that.
 
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I'd sue the restaruant for harassment up to the maximum small claim's court limit if that ever happened. That would put them in their place.
 

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i freaked out a bit, which was intersting as i hardly spoke spanish those days, but in rage sometimes your mind works wonders and i could speak quite well. anyway, by law here most places have the right to refuse serving without giving any reason. actually they excused and offered to serve me but i left.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I've had that happen a lot of times, but its usually with ugly chicks.

I was at a bar one day, and just out of courtesy, I said hello to an ugly b!tch sitting next to me. She snubs her nose and says something like, "Not a chance." I'm serious, this chick is a 4-5. I burst out laughing and said, "Are you kidding me?" before grabbing my drink and walking away. I see her every so often stuff, and she gives me angry glares.

Every so often, hot girls do the same, and when that happens, I usually don't bother, because it's a sign of inflated ego. Sometimes, if I'm sadistic enough that day, I tell them off subtly, and though it accomplishes nothing, I feel better inside. It's nice to play the mind game.
 

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I have once entered a restaurant alone when after a while a waiter kame up to me telling me, they dont want me here staring at his female collegue. I didnt even see her!! Thats when it became more than clear to me. How twisted is that?
I think you just crossed paths with a jealous AFC there. Why else would he dream up stuff like that?
 

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Ok in that type of situation, just ****y funny it if its a HB10. "you? (look her up and down) nah don't worry I won't be looking at you very often (****y smile)" They will want you after that. We'll they'd want me.. :p With a fat *****.. just try not to offend them. I know what you mean. Its always the ugmos you don't want who assume this kind of crap.
 
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