"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Women are nuts

ValleyDJing

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Leporello said:
Her bf isn't good in bed, so she tries to avoid sex with him and only puts out about once a month (whipped to infinity, I know). But lately, he hasn't even been trying to screw her, so she's worried he's losing interest in her physically.

F.uck that b.itch! I hope he is losing interest, she gets what she deserves. F.ucking women these days don't wanna put out, well they can f.ucking let karma come back around and b.itch slap the s.hit out of them and give them bf's who aren't good at sex. They wanna act like sex isn't important until its important to them. What you need to do is find her ex-bf asap and tell him that as soon as she comes looking, to tell her to keep stepping for the benefit of MANkind. F.ucking b.itch. I hope she dies. F.uck her, and f.uck every other chick who doesn't put out. From now on, I'm only messing with s.luts and hors! Yes I am in a pissed off mood.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ready123

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Mad Manic said:
She enjoys telling him about her sex life because she enjoys the ego trip she has in telling a male friend that she gets laid, knowing he doesn't and that he wants to fcvk her. The solution is to tell her about sex you've been having; use her as a tampon instead.

MM
wow that's way off

she's complaining to him about the LOUSY sex she's been having and you think it's a sht test?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

also, men don't use tampons
 
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