"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women are nuts

ValleyDJing

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Leporello said:
Her bf isn't good in bed, so she tries to avoid sex with him and only puts out about once a month (whipped to infinity, I know). But lately, he hasn't even been trying to screw her, so she's worried he's losing interest in her physically.

F.uck that b.itch! I hope he is losing interest, she gets what she deserves. F.ucking women these days don't wanna put out, well they can f.ucking let karma come back around and b.itch slap the s.hit out of them and give them bf's who aren't good at sex. They wanna act like sex isn't important until its important to them. What you need to do is find her ex-bf asap and tell him that as soon as she comes looking, to tell her to keep stepping for the benefit of MANkind. F.ucking b.itch. I hope she dies. F.uck her, and f.uck every other chick who doesn't put out. From now on, I'm only messing with s.luts and hors! Yes I am in a pissed off mood.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

ready123

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Mad Manic said:
She enjoys telling him about her sex life because she enjoys the ego trip she has in telling a male friend that she gets laid, knowing he doesn't and that he wants to fcvk her. The solution is to tell her about sex you've been having; use her as a tampon instead.

MM
wow that's way off

she's complaining to him about the LOUSY sex she's been having and you think it's a sht test?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

also, men don't use tampons
 
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