"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mtlwlu

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Women are like...an apple tree

Everyone wants the shiny one at the top
sometimes you have to settle for the ones on the lower branches
and when youre really desperate you have to eat the ones you find on the ground.

I figured I try and get some humo(u)r going.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Spoiled brats. Dating is easy for them because we've made them the object of desire. Once man realizes that our perceptions are just a myth, we'll become the prize.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'm Charming

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We were the prize originally and we ended up here.

In the so called battle of the sexes it would appear that everybody loses.
 

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Women are like cars.

When you first get a new car its all new, shiney and exciting.

After a while it starts to get dirty, dented, tires get inflated, the gear stick is worn out and is looser, and the doors don't open so quickly. The car starts to give you problems to a point you want to drive it off a cliff, the engine won't want to start and if you want to fix it, then it will cost you alot of money.

Then you know its time to get a new car and buy a newer model :D
 

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Women are like witches, when they're tired of riding one broom stick they go find a new broom stick to ride leaving the old one at the house.
 

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Having women is like working muscles, if you overdo it, you will be in pain, but if you do nothing, you will not be in pain, but you'll be less confident because you failed to try something you wanted. Thus, finding a balance is crucial with muscles, as it is with women.
 

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Women are like the Clone Troopers from the Star Wars Prequels.

They will serve you well until something triggers Order 66 and they turn on you.

:D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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cackling hens, they never shut up just talk talk and talk about meaningless sh1t
 

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DJDamage said:
Women are like hurricanes, when they first come in they are wet and wild but when they decide to leave they can take your house and car with them.
AFC Championship said:
Women are like the Clone Troopers from the Star Wars Prequels.

They will serve you well until something triggers Order 66 and they turn on you.

:D
Lol guys, nice.



Women are like wh0res...
Oh wait, never mind.
 

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they're like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm Charming

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But that means you don't get any more apples next year.

You can't kill the tree dude.
 

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Women are like.............................. Men.



Too bad. It never used to be that way.



Cheers!
 

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Women are like a week old rotten animal carcus on the side of the road, you just want to fvck it and then take it home, boil it and masturbate violently into the broth, whilst screaming and crying. Then later you drink the stew and watch Friends reruns, occasionally chuckling at Chandler's sarcastic remarks...


no?
 

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DJDamage said:
Women are like hurricanes, when they first come in they are wet and wild but when they decide to leave they can take your house and car with them.
i lol'd
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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