Women are like...

[mtlwlu]

Women are like...an apple tree

Everyone wants the shiny one at the top
sometimes you have to settle for the ones on the lower branches
and when youre really desperate you have to eat the ones you find on the ground.

I figured I try and get some humo(u)r going.

 

[I'm Charming]

Solution: Ladder.

 

[Corey]

women are like monkeys. They never let go of one branch until they have another to hold onto.

 

[slaog]

And the men who learn to climb (become DJ's) gets the shiny apples!

 

[justiceseeker]

Spoiled brats. Dating is easy for them because we've made them the object of desire. Once man realizes that our perceptions are just a myth, we'll become the prize.

 

[I'm Charming]

We were the prize originally and we ended up here.

In the so called battle of the sexes it would appear that everybody loses.

 

[DJDamage]

Women are like cars.

When you first get a new car its all new, shiney and exciting.

After a while it starts to get dirty, dented, tires get inflated, the gear stick is worn out and is looser, and the doors don't open so quickly. The car starts to give you problems to a point you want to drive it off a cliff, the engine won't want to start and if you want to fix it, then it will cost you alot of money.

Then you know its time to get a new car and buy a newer model

 

[Faded Image]

Women are like witches, when they're tired of riding one broom stick they go find a new broom stick to ride leaving the old one at the house.

 

[Aristotle]

Having women is like working muscles, if you overdo it, you will be in pain, but if you do nothing, you will not be in pain, but you'll be less confident because you failed to try something you wanted. Thus, finding a balance is crucial with muscles, as it is with women.

 

[AFC Championship]

Women are like the Clone Troopers from the Star Wars Prequels.

They will serve you well until something triggers Order 66 and they turn on you.

 

[DJDamage]

Women are like hurricanes, when they first come in they are wet and wild but when they decide to leave they can take your house and car with them.

 

[Poonani Maker]

cackling hens, they never shut up just talk talk and talk about meaningless sh1t

 

[TheEdgeOf]

Women are like hurricanes, when they first come in they are wet and wild but when they decide to leave they can take your house and car with them.

Women are like the Clone Troopers from the Star Wars Prequels.

They will serve you well until something triggers Order 66 and they turn on you.

Lol guys, nice.



Women are like wh0res...
Oh wait, never mind.

 

[nismo-4]

they're like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

 

[nismo-4]

Solution: Ladder.

Solution: Chainsaw. Knocks the shiny one off the pedestal.

 

[I'm Charming]

But that means you don't get any more apples next year.

You can't kill the tree dude.

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

Girls are like cigarettes, bad for you but you can't quit.

 

[romangod]

Women are like.............................. Men.



Too bad. It never used to be that way.



Cheers!

 

[Rho]

Women are like a week old rotten animal carcus on the side of the road, you just want to fvck it and then take it home, boil it and masturbate violently into the broth, whilst screaming and crying. Then later you drink the stew and watch Friends reruns, occasionally chuckling at Chandler's sarcastic remarks...


no?

 

[Ganondorf]

Women are like hurricanes, when they first come in they are wet and wild but when they decide to leave they can take your house and car with them.

i lol'd