"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women are c@ck-teasers
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wifehunter
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I've been accused, on occasion.
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nismo-4
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Women win just off attention and desire. They cry when they lose an orbiter or friend.
Have any of you motherfückérs cried because a woman won't be your orbiter or in your friendzone? Hell no.
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Its no coincidence that as the number of single mommies has increased, so has the number of desperate pvssy chasers. I've never seen a larger group of such feminized "men" as what we have now.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Duke
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I had a girl several months back that didn't want to see me any more after several months of dating and her telling me she loved me. In the end, she tried to convert me to an orbiter/friend. When I said "no" she did a complete 180, made out with me on the spot and spent the next two weeks reconsidering. It was almost like she couldn't believe I would say no and it stung a bit when I did.
Had another girl tell me about a guy she worked with that pursued her. They went out twice. She had no intentions of something romantic, but never stated this(of course not!). Eventually he figured out it wasn't going anywhere and quit giving her attention. She got offended and said "no guy has ever rejected me, I can't understand why he wont be my friend, he won't even stop by my desk at work anymore". I tried to explain his actions to her, but she didn't want to even try to understand. It was a blow to her self esteem.
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Men hate losing sex partners as much as women hate losing orbiters. The work woman isn't that attractive. She's just upset she lost a beta ego booster/ orbiter. Props to the guy for moving on. It'll all pass when she invites Chad and Tyrone over after work.