"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women are attracted to the scent of semen?

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Hey all. Glad to have joined these forums and look forward to some great discussions with the master djs. Quick question. Have any of you ever bust in your shorts and left it there before going out to pick up babes? Ive heard women are attracted to the scent of semen even though they won't publically admit it.

Anyone ever rub one out in your shorts and left it there to see if your own splooge scent attracts babes?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This coming from a guy named Spunk.
It's been said babes are attracted to masculinity and I couldn't think of a better thing then the scent of your own semen. Women love to swallow it, have it sprayed on their teets and face so they might get extremely aroused by the scent and excitement you have sporting in your pants.
 

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It's my new cologne! lolz!:eek::p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zekko

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At least this guy has a gimmick. More than you can say for most trolls.
 

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He'd be better coming out after bathing in pvssy. Instead of jagging off
Untrue. Or men would wear womens perfume to smell like another woman to attract women and we know women are repulsed by that. That is why men wear mens cologne. Wearing your own spunk in your drawers signals to women you are in heat and ready to mate. Nothing better than your own cologne phermoans.

Just drink a lot of pineapple juice before marking yourself.
 

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Untrue. Or men would wear womens perfume to smell like another woman to attract women and we know women are repulsed by that. That is why men wear mens cologne. Wearing your own spunk in your drawers signals to women you are in heat and ready to mate. Nothing better than your own cologne phermoans.

Just drink a lot of pineapple juice before marking yourself.
Nope. Your body produce pheremones when your fvcking. Bytches attracted to your pheremones will be drawed in . Pay attention .
 

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I always considered random spunking to be my gimmick. Since the age of like 13. Bloody copycats.
You'll smell like a chronic masterbator that jizzed on himself. Your pheremones would reek of neediness and lack of sex.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I would think that a man having the scent of semen would be interpreted in one of two ways: he's a stud and had just finished making a deposit, or he's an incel and had just spilled his seed. Either way, he would have rather poor hygiene, so I think it would be a turn-off. That said, nymphomaniacs have a high affinity for semen, and in general, semen has chemicals in it that act as an anti-depressant in women.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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