"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Women are attracted to the scent of semen?

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Hey all. Glad to have joined these forums and look forward to some great discussions with the master djs. Quick question. Have any of you ever bust in your shorts and left it there before going out to pick up babes? Ive heard women are attracted to the scent of semen even though they won't publically admit it.

Anyone ever rub one out in your shorts and left it there to see if your own splooge scent attracts babes?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This coming from a guy named Spunk.
It's been said babes are attracted to masculinity and I couldn't think of a better thing then the scent of your own semen. Women love to swallow it, have it sprayed on their teets and face so they might get extremely aroused by the scent and excitement you have sporting in your pants.
 

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It's my new cologne! lolz!:eek::p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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zekko

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At least this guy has a gimmick. More than you can say for most trolls.
 

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He'd be better coming out after bathing in pvssy. Instead of jagging off
Untrue. Or men would wear womens perfume to smell like another woman to attract women and we know women are repulsed by that. That is why men wear mens cologne. Wearing your own spunk in your drawers signals to women you are in heat and ready to mate. Nothing better than your own cologne phermoans.

Just drink a lot of pineapple juice before marking yourself.
 

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Untrue. Or men would wear womens perfume to smell like another woman to attract women and we know women are repulsed by that. That is why men wear mens cologne. Wearing your own spunk in your drawers signals to women you are in heat and ready to mate. Nothing better than your own cologne phermoans.

Just drink a lot of pineapple juice before marking yourself.
Nope. Your body produce pheremones when your fvcking. Bytches attracted to your pheremones will be drawed in . Pay attention .
 

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I always considered random spunking to be my gimmick. Since the age of like 13. Bloody copycats.
You'll smell like a chronic masterbator that jizzed on himself. Your pheremones would reek of neediness and lack of sex.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I would think that a man having the scent of semen would be interpreted in one of two ways: he's a stud and had just finished making a deposit, or he's an incel and had just spilled his seed. Either way, he would have rather poor hygiene, so I think it would be a turn-off. That said, nymphomaniacs have a high affinity for semen, and in general, semen has chemicals in it that act as an anti-depressant in women.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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