"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Women are afraid to approach right?

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Master Bates said:
This is something british people like to tell themselves when they find americans who don't laugh at sh*tty british humor. To say Americans don't "do" (get?) sarcasm and irony is yet another perfect (and ironic) example of european ignorance of american culture.


The UK Office is some of the best British tv comedy ever, where as The US Office isn't even in the top 20. What else do you expect when you try to copy something Rickey Gervais does?
Oh mate lighten up I was avin' a laugh. And you don't really get it it anyway....not the very subtle stuff. Like, i met this southern couple when I visited, and I called them "y'all" just to take the mick a little bit, they had no idea what I was on about, same when I randomly shouted "Dude!" to the American lads I met

What other examples of European ignorance of American culture are there? I know everything there is to know about it mate: I got MTV and there's a Maccy D's near me! :D:D You may understand sarcasm but you certainly don't get irony...actually on the East coast its not so bad, but down South and West Coast you lot are fairly ignorant. I mean, look at American comedians...no intelligence, pure slapstick.

Britain rules...deal with it
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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L777 said:
Britain rules...deal with it



Hey ease up bro!
Y'all wouldn't be nothing but a fuking crater if the US hadn't cleaned up Britain and France's mess in WWI and II.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
Hey ease up bro!
Y'all wouldn't be nothing but a fuking crater if the US hadn't cleaned up Britain and France's mess in WWI and II.
:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Have you been to school?
 

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Women never approach?

Two words: The Beatles.

Not to imply any of us has that level of status, but it illustrates my point.
 

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L777 said:
I mean, look at American comedians...no intelligence, pure slapstick.
Bill Hicks
Lenny Bruce
George Carlin
Louis CK
Richard Pryor
Mitch Hedberg
Chris Rock

You been watching the wrong comedians :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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L777 said:
Oh mate lighten up I was avin' a laugh. And you don't really get it it anyway....not the very subtle stuff. Like, i met this southern couple when I visited, and I called them "y'all" just to take the mick a little bit, they had no idea what I was on about, same when I randomly shouted "Dude!" to the American lads I met

What other examples of European ignorance of American culture are there? I know everything there is to know about it mate: I got MTV and there's a Maccy D's near me! :D:D You may understand sarcasm but you certainly don't get irony...actually on the East coast its not so bad, but down South and West Coast you lot are fairly ignorant. I mean, look at American comedians...no intelligence, pure slapstick.

Britain rules...deal with it
Are your posts a joke? Here's a tip: not laughing at comedy doesn't necessarily equate to not getting it. Next time you see americans who don't laugh at some crappy british "humor", it may just be because it sucks. Mate.

And for the love of god, please stop trying to convince people you know anything about america just because you spent a few weeks in a couple cities and have MTV. It's getting embarrassing.
 

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ImAFailure said:
what's the beef?

Some guy made a dig at a British TV show and the other guy proceeded to clown on American comedians.
 

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US-style humour doesn't really work in shows like the Office.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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L777 said:
BS. Don't care what you look like, how rich you are, it don't happen.

I've been in the field long enough to know this....it don't happen. Men have the upper hand cos we have the power to approach, and thats the way it should be.
don't get so bloody mad if it didn't/doesn't happen for you, just be happy for the blokes that do get approached. Ok old chap?
 

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i find for the most part, women drop hints and other things that aren't direct...its up to you to make the move..they do the set-up.
 

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Master Bates said:
Are your posts a joke? Here's a tip: not laughing at comedy doesn't necessarily equate to not getting it. Next time you see americans who don't laugh at some crappy british "humor", it may just be because it sucks. Mate.

And for the love of god, please stop trying to convince people you know anything about america just because you spent a few weeks in a couple cities and have MTV. It's getting embarrassing.
All BS. American culture is rammed down our throats every day....trust me I know. And trust me you don't get our humour.
 

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Crank_It_Up said:
don't get so bloody mad if it didn't/doesn't happen for you, just be happy for the blokes that do get approached. Ok old chap?
Like I said, not in my country. I'd say I'm a 9 and have mates who are 10s.....they don't get approached. Maybe you should read my previous posts before posting such BS. Old chap (no really....you're 49 right?)
 

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L777 said:
All BS. American culture is rammed down our throats every day....trust me I know. And trust me you don't get our humour.
how does it taste?
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Most of the time they won't approach even if you are attractive they'll just stare and at best ask a very vague question give a shallow compliment.

Very few women approach in a direct manner.
 

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Crank_It_Up said:
how does it taste?
Its a complete load of bollox. I feel sorry for yout lot....brainwashed by MTV.
 

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Its a complete load of bollox. I feel sorry for yout lot....brainwashed by MTV.
Yeah MTV used to be something worth being brainwashed by :D. Are you an MU fan L777?
 

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ConantheLibertarian said:
Yeah MTV used to be something worth being brainwashed by :D. Are you an MU fan L777?
I certainly am...one of the few true ones ie. actual mancs!!
 
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"The Office" is the best comedy show since "All In The family" - 30 years since - it is about ordinary everyday straight-laced humor!!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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