Women and weight Issues

[Hikapo]

Today I just went out on lunch with 2 chicks after class. These girls got 2 big slices of pizza and soda.


Conversation went like this:

Me: So does the pizza come with 2 as a combo?
Indian Chick: Well, you can get one, but we are fat asses, so we get two
Lean Latina Chick: ...
Me: Oh, thats good, you like food. :rock:


Okay, so I guess she got a little conscious about her weight? I mean the Indian Chick has a pretty face but she is fat, so did I just made her feel that way because I sounded like I said she was fat. Of course I didn't apologize but how would you guys have turned this or some some ****y or funny stuff?

 

[Deniska]

Watch Kurt Russell, he has great jokes about Indian people being cheap.

 

[Ridingthelightning]

I personally wouldn't have tried to make it funny because in my experience there isn't a way to make it funny. Women want you to tell them they aren't fat and look good, even if they denounce it after you say it.
example...
Chubby/Fat Girl: I love food, I'm so fat. (she may chuckle about this)
Me: You're not fat.
Chubby/Fat Girl: Yes I am, I'm so fat.

Now if I hear this I really don't even acknowledge it and go as far as not making eye contact.

 

[scrouds]

If a chick does that fishing for a "you're not fat" compliment, I crack a joke about it, letting her know that she is fat. "how much treadmill time for that slice?" etc.

 

[cola]

Today I just went out on lunch with 2 chicks after class. These girls got 2 big slices of pizza and soda.


Conversation went like this:

Me: So does the pizza come with 2 as a combo?
Indian Chick: Well, you can get one, but we are fat asses, so we get two
Lean Latina Chick: ...
Me: Oh, thats good, you like food. :rock:


Okay, so I guess she got a little conscious about her weight? I mean the Indian Chick has a pretty face but she is fat, so did I just made her feel that way because I sounded like I said she was fat. Of course I didn't apologize but how would you guys have turned this or some some ****y or funny stuff?

Wasn't a good opener from jump .. Better would have been..

You: Im really hungry can I have a piece? (while holding both hands open like a begger and playfully pouting)..

Was a yes or no question which is never a good opener, even though you solicited a response..and stop focusing on finding opportunities to be ****y and funny thoes are adjetives to desctibe someones personality, not nouns to describe a opportunity, either your ****y and funny or your not...

 

[DonGorgon]

umm women are born with the most valuable resource on the planet other than money and that is PU$$Y .. it is so valuable that no matter ho fat of ugly a woman gets she will still have many men begging her for sex... as a man though you have to be good looking have money personality etc. and still may not get layed that often..

 

[SandHawk]

umm women are born with the most valuable resource on the planet other than money and that is PU$$Y .. it is so valuable that no matter ho fat of ugly a woman gets she will still have many men begging her for sex... as a man though you have to be good looking have money personality etc. and still may not get layed that often..

I beg to differ... I have a female best friend. She's large, overweight and has a ****ing strong personality. She's great to hang out with her, and loads of people like her, but noone ever tries and gets in her panties.

So no, not every girl is 'blessed' with guys running after her.

 

[DonGorgon]

I beg to differ... I have a female best friend. She's large, overweight and has a ****ing strong personality. She's great to hang out with her, and loads of people like her, but noone ever tries and gets in her panties.

So no, not every girl is 'blessed' with guys running after her.

LOL... um plenty of men get in her pants.. difference is they dont brag about it like they would when they F a cute girl and most times they try really hard to keep it a secret.