"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Women and weight Issues

Hikapo

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Today I just went out on lunch with 2 chicks after class. These girls got 2 big slices of pizza and soda.


Conversation went like this:

Me: So does the pizza come with 2 as a combo?
Indian Chick: Well, you can get one, but we are fat asses, so we get two
Lean Latina Chick: ...
Me: Oh, thats good, you like food. :rock:


Okay, so I guess she got a little conscious about her weight? I mean the Indian Chick has a pretty face but she is fat, so did I just made her feel that way because I sounded like I said she was fat. Of course I didn't apologize but how would you guys have turned this or some some ****y or funny stuff?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Deniska

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Watch Kurt Russell, he has great jokes about Indian people being cheap.
 

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I personally wouldn't have tried to make it funny because in my experience there isn't a way to make it funny. Women want you to tell them they aren't fat and look good, even if they denounce it after you say it.
example...
Chubby/Fat Girl: I love food, I'm so fat. (she may chuckle about this)
Me: You're not fat.
Chubby/Fat Girl: Yes I am, I'm so fat.

Now if I hear this I really don't even acknowledge it and go as far as not making eye contact.
 

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If a chick does that fishing for a "you're not fat" compliment, I crack a joke about it, letting her know that she is fat. "how much treadmill time for that slice?" etc.
 

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Hikapo said:
Today I just went out on lunch with 2 chicks after class. These girls got 2 big slices of pizza and soda.


Conversation went like this:

Me: So does the pizza come with 2 as a combo?
Indian Chick: Well, you can get one, but we are fat asses, so we get two
Lean Latina Chick: ...
Me: Oh, thats good, you like food. :rock:


Okay, so I guess she got a little conscious about her weight? I mean the Indian Chick has a pretty face but she is fat, so did I just made her feel that way because I sounded like I said she was fat. Of course I didn't apologize but how would you guys have turned this or some some ****y or funny stuff?
Wasn't a good opener from jump .. Better would have been..

You: Im really hungry can I have a piece? (while holding both hands open like a begger and playfully pouting)..

Was a yes or no question which is never a good opener, even though you solicited a response..and stop focusing on finding opportunities to be ****y and funny thoes are adjetives to desctibe someones personality, not nouns to describe a opportunity, either your ****y and funny or your not...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DonGorgon

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umm women are born with the most valuable resource on the planet other than money and that is PU$$Y .. it is so valuable that no matter ho fat of ugly a woman gets she will still have many men begging her for sex... as a man though you have to be good looking have money personality etc. and still may not get layed that often..
 

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DonGorgon said:
umm women are born with the most valuable resource on the planet other than money and that is PU$$Y .. it is so valuable that no matter ho fat of ugly a woman gets she will still have many men begging her for sex... as a man though you have to be good looking have money personality etc. and still may not get layed that often..
I beg to differ... I have a female best friend. She's large, overweight and has a ****ing strong personality. She's great to hang out with her, and loads of people like her, but noone ever tries and gets in her panties.

So no, not every girl is 'blessed' with guys running after her.
 

DonGorgon

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SandHawk said:
I beg to differ... I have a female best friend. She's large, overweight and has a ****ing strong personality. She's great to hang out with her, and loads of people like her, but noone ever tries and gets in her panties.

So no, not every girl is 'blessed' with guys running after her.
LOL... um plenty of men get in her pants.. difference is they dont brag about it like they would when they F a cute girl and most times they try really hard to keep it a secret.
 
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