"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Where am I sleeping at?" -- TRANSLATION: Where are you sleeping?

Best response:
"You can take my couch; me, I'm sleeping in my bed."

Worked unbelievably well.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Amazing said:
This is the brainwashing I was talking about. If you read this and nod, you are very very lost.
Actually, I thought his post was funny. That was what this thread was for....entertainment at the expense of our objects of desire.
 

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This thread is humor with some truth mixed in. It isn't meant to be gospel. We're having some laughs based on things that are often (but not 100%) true.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

"I like to stay in sometimes and watch a movie.". = I like to fool around on the couch.

"Where are we going with this relationship?". =. My girlfriends are married and/or engaged. I feel left out.

<After s@x>. "Can you walk out (of the dorm/hotel room) first?". = I don't want to walk out together. Then it's way too obvious we did it. Let's do the walk of shame discreetly and separately.

<Most any text message around 2am>. =. I wanna hook up

"Don't worry. You'll meet the right girl.". = I'm not attracted to you. I'm not hooking you up with any of my friends either.

"I like a guy who is gentle and romantic.". = I like hard, rough s@x.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"I changed my mind" = I took what you said into consideration but I made my own choice

"Who's this? I got a new phone" = You either took too long, I'm hiding you from my man, I just dont think that way of you or a comination of all

"I'm busy" = Too busy for you
 

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"I'm a strong, confident woman" - "I'm extremely confused and emotionally vulnerable".
 

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"talking about how much of a freak she is or what nasty things she's into" - I am not a freak. Im just an attention *****
 

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808 said:
"Where am I sleeping at?" -- TRANSLATION: Where are you sleeping?

Best response:
"You can take my couch; me, I'm sleeping in my bed."

Worked unbelievably well.
last time a did that ... and she actually slept on the couch ...
the chick told to another friend that i wasn't really gentleman ... she was kind mad ... and i also noticed that in her behavior the next day!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Amazing said:
I agree 100%.. Let's ditch this joint, I am out. I feel bad because I feel there are guys here we could help, but what are the chances they will even be able to sift through 95% of the BS here? I keep hanging around trying to do a last thread but I think may be it's time to just cut it and go.
You aren't going anywhere.

You're too much a slvt for green dots to leave.

This thread was meant for fun and laughs. Always a couple of douchebags to derail it in the hopes they'll be rewarded more green.

The only green these fvcknuts will get is the putrid pus of raggedy pvssy from the trash men throw away.
 

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"I am not High maintenance"
I am high maintenance/ I was high maintenance before and i failed at it
 

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"She doesn't like you." = I want you. Ditch her, go out with me.

"I had the hottest guy ask me out." = I'm insecure and I need to make up BS to boost my confidence and image.
 

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"I Love you so much and we'll be together forever" = Ill let you guys figure this one out. lol
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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In2theGame said:
"I Love you so much and we'll be together forever"
The only thing to do when you get this is:

Stop.

Turn 180 degrees.

Run.

Don't stop until you dive headfirst into another vagina.
 

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5string said:
I have three cats! = I'm a cluster b
:D

That's a good one. I don't date a girl if she has a cat. I know, it may seem harsh, but so many cluster b's are in love with cats. Only if I'm certain she's not cluster b (and believe me, I can tell within 5 minutes these days) I might consider dating her.
 
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