Womanspeak. Post Your Translations.

[JdelaSilviera]

"what a bunch of retarded guys, all whinning and *****ing like little girls" = what a bunch of retarded guys, all whinning and *****ing like little girls

 

[KarmaSutra]

"I would rather be in a relationship with part of you, than none of you."

Karma's Chicktionary translation:

"I would rather be in a relationship with part of you, than none of you."

When she has absolutely no say-so over what you do with your relationship life, this will be the only sentence that she has left.

 

[KarmaSutra]

"what a bunch of retarded guys, all whinning and *****ing like little girls" = what a bunch of retarded guys, all whinning and *****ing like little girls

One word: Dictionary.

Whinning isn't a word at all.

Fvcking moron.

I bet if we were talking about sucking c0cks you'd have all the inside info. Cvnt.

 

[JdelaSilviera]

One word: Dictionary.

Whinning isn't a word at all.

Fvcking moron.

I bet if we were talking about sucking c0cks you'd have all the inside info. Cvnt.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/whining

"Now go watch some porn you 37 yo virgin" = Now go watch some porn you 37 yo virgin.

 

[Alex DeLarge]

Lol those last two the OP posted are golden!

 

[oneboy21]

Please don't fight, this is a place to share knowledge

 

[Amazing]

"what a bunch of retarded guys, all whinning and *****ing like little girls" = what a bunch of retarded guys, all whinning and *****ing like little girls

I agree 100%.. Let's ditch this joint, I am out. I feel bad because I feel there are guys here we could help, but what are the chances they will even be able to sift through 95% of the BS here? I keep hanging around trying to do a last thread but I think may be it's time to just cut it and go.

 

[Alex DeLarge]

"We can hangout at my place" - bring condoms

 

[5string]

"We can hangout at my place" - bring condoms

And some fresh batteries!

 

[PDubb75]

I agree 100%.. Let's ditch this joint, I am out. I feel bad because I feel there are guys here we could help, but what are the chances they will even be able to sift through 95% of the BS here? I keep hanging around trying to do a last thread but I think may be it's time to just cut it and go.

While I don't disagree with you guys about the quality of some information here, this thread is FAR from the worst of the issues on this forum. This specific thread is more entertainment than anything. The posts in this thread that aren't funny/entertaining are the ones that are generally true, and are good to keep in mind.

Looks to me like the two guys b!tching about everyone b!tching are the only ones "whinning" here.

 

[st_99]

"I'm down for whatever" = I'm down for whatever

 

[Amazing]

While I don't disagree with you guys about the quality of some information here, this thread is FAR from the worst of the issues on this forum. This specific thread is more entertainment than anything. The posts in this thread that aren't funny/entertaining are the ones that are generally true, and are good to keep in mind.

Looks to me like the two guys b!tching about everyone b!tching are the only ones "whinning" here.

There is some decent stuff here, may be 30%, but the other 70% in this thread is just complete insecurity, and it makes us vomit because people aren't being real, and that is strange to people who are.



Here you go guys, enjoy:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=185662

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Here are some:

1)I'd date him=I'd fvck him.
2)I dated him=I fvcked him.
3)I don't care, you decide=I'm indecisive and don't know wtf I would like to do. Lead me around on my leash.
4)I'm kinda busy right now. I'll call you=I ain't interested. Go the F away.
5)I already made plans to go out with the girls=I'm gonna slvt it up and dance on the table and play tonsil hockey with my GF's. How fun!
6)I never cheated on him (unsolicited)=I cheated on him.
7)I just want a really nice guy to be with=I just want a real bad boy to rail me in the bathroom at the club.
8)She's such a slvt=I'm a slvt.
9)I have only been with 7 guys=7x7=49

HAHAHA!! This made me laugh, rad post Walt!






PIMP

 

[Re-ac-tor]

"You should really lower your standards"

"You're probably a bad kisser"

A good buddy of mine, his 8.5 roommate said this to me, about a week ago, a few days after she left a relationship.

Translations?

 

[oneboy21]

"You should really lower your standards" : I will **** with you when you lower your standards, since i know i am not upto your standards

 

[MurdocIsGod]

"You should really lower your standards"

"You're probably a bad kisser"

A good buddy of mine, his 8.5 roommate said this to me, about a week ago, a few days after she left a relationship.

Translations?

"You should really lower your standards" - What was this line in response to?
"You're probably a bad kisser" - Kiss me.

Be warned she just exited a relationship so she only wants you for attention. Well that's one possibility anyway.

 

[Re-ac-tor]

Yeah, I was on the edge of saying an easy retort like "You mean, go ahead and date someone like you? I may be mocked!"

aand the kissing one was easy fodder to straight up kiss the girl, like Murdoc eluded to, or say...too many examples to throw down, but I did none of that, and kept quiet as..

She was dating a guy who's higher up than me at the club I work at. He's the promo guy etc. Intense little Ecuadorian that has threatened her before.

So I'm not throwing any effort near that for a while. She's being courted by at least 1 guy I know of at a bar she works at..

I'm a more hardended ask for number, do date, simple type guy - so without that route to head upon, I may just do some light flirting, spin plates, and patience.

EDIT: I don't recall exactly what the standards line was in responce to. May have been a buddy pointing out a girl, or talking about one, and I not having any attractive interest in her..

 

[Masculinity]

"I don't give my number out" = There's not way in hell you're getting my number
"Maybe" = Yes
"No"= No
"yes" = What are you waiting for
"We should hangout" = I want you
"Can you buy me a drink?" = Sh!t test
"I'm so fat" = Tell me I'm skinny; I'm insecure.
"Can you pleeeease, please do that for me? ; ]" = Playing with your head
"I had a good time" = You'll get more action next time
"Call me" = I'm into you and want you to pursue me
"mmm...I don't know" = No
"I don't have my phone on me / know my #" = You aren't getting my number
"Are you a player?" = Your game is solid
"My girlfriend thinks you're cute" = three sum
"Stop! (playfully or smiling)" = Keep it coming
'I can't believe you said that!" = You've got some balls
"You're mean" = You are one of the few who has the guts to neg me
"He's a nice guy" = He's a pvssy

 

[Amazing]

"I don't give my number out" = There's not way in hell you're getting my number
"Maybe" = Yes
"No"= No
"yes" = What are you waiting for
"We should hangout" = I want you
"Can you buy me a drink?" = Sh!t test
"I'm so fat" = Tell me I'm skinny; I'm insecure.
"Can you pleeeease, please do that for me? ; ]" = Playing with your head
"I had a good time" = You'll get more action next time
"Call me" = I'm into you and want you to pursue me
"mmm...I don't know" = No
"I don't have my phone on me / know my #" = You aren't getting my number
"Are you a player?" = Your game is solid
"My girlfriend thinks you're cute" = three sum
"Stop! (playfully or smiling)" = Keep it coming
'I can't believe you said that!" = You've got some balls
"You're mean" = You are one of the few who has the guts to neg me
"He's a nice guy" = He's a pvssy

This is the brainwashing I was talking about. If you read this and nod, you are very very lost.

 

[Masculinity]

This is the brainwashing I was talking about. If you read this and nod, you are very very lost.

Huh?