woman love my body

[PYROTAK]

so i get compliments about my body all the time, the womans always be like wow you got anice body or start shouting out loud hoots and stuff, so im just wondering if there are any nice ****y and funny comebacks

im sure there is some ****y and funny line as a comeback but usually i just shrug and say "thanks" or "glad ya like it"

 

[lao tzu]

Maybe something along the lines of it costing them some dough to touch you. Get some free kino, then shag them hags rotten. If they are up to your high standards of course.

 

[Fenderules]

tell them they will have to try harder to get you because every woman tries that

 

[PYROTAK]

haha nice guys thanks for the input, great ideas.

 

[Fenderules]

np. grab your ass when they say that and say your gonna have to work harder then that

 

[MrCode]

This is perfect for C&F because the women are already reversing the frame (you are the prize, they are the horny perverts.) lao tzu has a good idea with the "hey you can touch...for a price."

Another option would be something like: "Hey now, I'm not a piece of meat. I'm sick of women just wanting me because of my hot body. I have feelings too!"

You could use the escort frame: "Oh you like this huh? For a measly $200 an hour you can have me all to yourself!"

You can make them qualify themselves: "You like my body? What are you going to give me for it?" or "You think you can handle this? I'm not too sure..."

Make them seem like lame losers: "Hmmm, I bet you say that to all the guys!" or "Is that the best pick-up line you have? That is about the lamest I've heard in the last hour." That last little bit implies you are being picked up a lot

C&F is easy once you understand the frame you are trying to convey.

 

[Jariel]

If you're getting these sort of reactions, why do you need ****y and funny? You already have them interested, all you have to do is ask them out.

 

[PYROTAK]

haha, yeah but most of the time im not interested or they already have bf at another school or some kind of bullsit like that, lol.

so when girls that already have boyfriends say it im like ehh, ok!

its college what can i say!
yeah i gotta get in the right ****y and funny mindset.

 

[PYROTAK]

Originally posted by Jariel
If you're getting these sort of reactions, why do you need ****y and funny? You already have them interested, all you have to do is ask them out.

huh, they are already friends its just banter

but in the future when i meet other people i'll know what types of things to say duh.

 

[Alpine]

Call security, make a big fuss and have them thrown out, bloody women, who DO they think they are.

 

[Wyldfire]

There's this dorky country song called "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

You could always use something along the lines of that comment.

For instance...if a woman says you have a great body you could flash a sly grin and say "You're viewing me only as a sex object aren't you? I'm so offended, really I am! If you're going to objectify my body I'm going to be forced to hold it against you!" Then give her a big old hug.