"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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woman confusing help please WTF

wh01987

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Ok im going out with a senior now and well the first night we went out she was on top of me with her shirt and bra off and shovin her tougne down my throat.. So lastnight i was with a friend and went to her house and shes like what do u thinks gonna happen (she thinks i just wanna **** her i think) so instead we all went got tons of people and went 4x4in and she loved it but during the whole time she kept rubbin my leg and kissing me but 1 time she was all "dont kiss me right now on the lips" then turnedd aroudn and kissed me on the lips WTF... What is her problem does she not really like me or is she confused whats goin on with her :confused:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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RaMar

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i say she's diffinately interested. I don't see any signs that show that she isn't. The whole don't kiss me right now on the lips and then kissing you on the lips immediately after sounds like a something a DJ would do to me. You should play the same type of games with her.
 

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Are you kidding me? You've been here since June, don't post garbage like this.

"Help! Help! There's a girl I'm dating who keeps kissing me nonstop, and the first night we went out I got to second base with her! She was really into it! Does she like me?"

Use your head. Start looking at your "problems" from an outsider's point of view.
 

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porky...his problem was that the girl said not to kiss her. mabye you should read the entire post first.

anyways, im not sure what she was doing, probably just was playing with you. or mabye..were you infront of people when she kissed you? mabye she felt insecure if you kissed her infront of people.
 

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I did read the entire post. She said don't kiss me on the lips, then kissed him on the lips. Does that sound to you like she didn't want to kiss him?

Seriously, both of you just spam these boards with useless posts.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That's nothing compare to my problem! Last night I had sex with a girl, and today she called me up and said she loves me and wants to fcuk again tonight! I don't get it! What should I do? You think she likes me?
 

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Get some perspective man. Of course she likes you. She aint doing it for a time waster is she?
 

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Well I think she does not like me anymore

Lastnight we went to "rock n bowl" and well this guy grabbed me becuase hes gay so i went off on him and bout punched him and then me and my friend left early at like 1AM and it was over at 130 so well i just left all mad that probly didnt look good well my GF called me at 2AM sayin today we could probably hangout today. So well I called her 2 times and 1 time left a voicemail and now its almost 11 and I havnt heard from her I think I crowded her too much AHH ****..... :( so im giving it to the end of this week becuase i hanvt seen how she will treat me at school yet and if shes a bithc ill dump her i guess ... :(
 
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