"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman Chopped off her husband's Penis

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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omkara

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It says they were going through a divorce. This is why you when things start to go south, you should get far away from her. I made the mistake of living with my ex for 6 months after we broke up, to save money. They will use that time to get back at you for all the perceived wrongs of the relationship.
 

Tony T

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Gotdayum!

All that money he saved shacking up with her...he's now gonna be spending on a Penis Replacement.

He should get the John Holmes Model (might as well go all the way).

:)
 

C-quenced

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I wonder if she's gonna play the victim card and fake a mental illness of some sort and walk away free :rolleyes:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Sue Madre

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So what happens to the guys penis? In the Lorena Bobbitt case, they found the severed penis in a field and they re attached it. But this woman learned from that and threw it in the disposal. Will this guy have a pecker again?
 

Burroughs

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this woman should be gangbanged to death.

period end of story.

But she will get sympathy. And LOTS of it.

50 years from now western men will be an utterly enslaved population mind, body, and sould
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Amoka,
We had a similar case recently in my small City...this one was a scissors job,had a happy ending though....Micro Surgeons sewed it back....Some good advice on break ups though....often when the little darlings decide to go they get vicious,happened to me....just keep them at arms length.
 

Warrior74

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the real question is, why is she still breathing? I'd pay some prison bytch to shank her and whisper in her ear "Warrior says hello"
 

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She was charged with Aggravated Mayhem ? ? ?

What the Hell is that ? ?

Should be attempted Murder...!

Biotch !
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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