"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Woman Chopped off her husband's Penis

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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omkara

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It says they were going through a divorce. This is why you when things start to go south, you should get far away from her. I made the mistake of living with my ex for 6 months after we broke up, to save money. They will use that time to get back at you for all the perceived wrongs of the relationship.
 

Tony T

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Gotdayum!

All that money he saved shacking up with her...he's now gonna be spending on a Penis Replacement.

He should get the John Holmes Model (might as well go all the way).

:)
 

C-quenced

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I wonder if she's gonna play the victim card and fake a mental illness of some sort and walk away free :rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sue Madre

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So what happens to the guys penis? In the Lorena Bobbitt case, they found the severed penis in a field and they re attached it. But this woman learned from that and threw it in the disposal. Will this guy have a pecker again?
 

Burroughs

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this woman should be gangbanged to death.

period end of story.

But she will get sympathy. And LOTS of it.

50 years from now western men will be an utterly enslaved population mind, body, and sould
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Amoka,
We had a similar case recently in my small City...this one was a scissors job,had a happy ending though....Micro Surgeons sewed it back....Some good advice on break ups though....often when the little darlings decide to go they get vicious,happened to me....just keep them at arms length.
 

Warrior74

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the real question is, why is she still breathing? I'd pay some prison bytch to shank her and whisper in her ear "Warrior says hello"
 

Tony T

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She was charged with Aggravated Mayhem ? ? ?

What the Hell is that ? ?

Should be attempted Murder...!

Biotch !
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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