"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Woman Chopped off her husband's Penis

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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omkara

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It says they were going through a divorce. This is why you when things start to go south, you should get far away from her. I made the mistake of living with my ex for 6 months after we broke up, to save money. They will use that time to get back at you for all the perceived wrongs of the relationship.
 

Tony T

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Gotdayum!

All that money he saved shacking up with her...he's now gonna be spending on a Penis Replacement.

He should get the John Holmes Model (might as well go all the way).

:)
 

C-quenced

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I wonder if she's gonna play the victim card and fake a mental illness of some sort and walk away free :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Sue Madre

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So what happens to the guys penis? In the Lorena Bobbitt case, they found the severed penis in a field and they re attached it. But this woman learned from that and threw it in the disposal. Will this guy have a pecker again?
 

Burroughs

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this woman should be gangbanged to death.

period end of story.

But she will get sympathy. And LOTS of it.

50 years from now western men will be an utterly enslaved population mind, body, and sould
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Amoka,
We had a similar case recently in my small City...this one was a scissors job,had a happy ending though....Micro Surgeons sewed it back....Some good advice on break ups though....often when the little darlings decide to go they get vicious,happened to me....just keep them at arms length.
 

Warrior74

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the real question is, why is she still breathing? I'd pay some prison bytch to shank her and whisper in her ear "Warrior says hello"
 

Tony T

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She was charged with Aggravated Mayhem ? ? ?

What the Hell is that ? ?

Should be attempted Murder...!

Biotch !
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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