"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman are so horny.

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Hah, this may seem like a kind of 'no ****' post, but I honestly didn't start to notice this until I heard two girls who were seniors who were also in band, talking about which football players they would ****. They were saying things like(These aren't the exact words, but, they went something like this), "Wow, I like that guys butt, he's got, like, a bubble butt!", "Wow, look at the hottie with the nice body over there, wouldn't mind having a man like that." and several other comments that I can't quite remember, but yeah, woman are indeed horny. But should I really be uncomfortable, with woman discussing this short of thing or should I just not care?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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It amazes me too, even though it shouldn't. I hear things like that and I'm like damn. Girls are dirrrrrtay

It's a good thing kind of...but I don't think it's attractive or cool if they say it in front of you (on purpose at least)
 
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I once heard a group of girls in a train full of people not more than 16 or 17 years old how they would f*ck their boyfriends and which position is the best and so on.
Two of them told the others that they invented a 'club' where they f*ck against each other. So both had to write down with how many guys they did it in a period of time. I was stunned when this girl said that she had 4 guys on one day. (Just to be better than her friend.) All of them from a disco and so she won the contest against the other girl :D lol
 
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No ****?

Ladies is pimps too. :)

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Originally posted by The Antichrist_Star


Ladies is pimps too......
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Go on brush your shoulders off....
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by WesCottII
Go on brush your shoulders off....
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:cool:

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Wow this kind of brought a repressed memory from high school. (I remained a virgin throughout high school a fact I'm actually proud of)

Anyways this girl I knew was talking about her and her friend had a "Hoefest". They were only about 16 at the time. She was a damn nice girl, I think she was kind of throwing hints at me for years which I never did as I was the clean cut kid.
 
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Originally posted by The Antichrist_Star
No ****?

Ladies is pimps too. :)

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yah, most girls are horny ****ing sluts.

Just like my roommate. By looking at her, you'd think that she was the sweetest, cutest little thing that's ever created. But the truth is that there ISN'T ONE GUY AT THE DORM THAT SHE HASNT SLEPT WITH.

****ing sluts.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Centaurion
yah, most girls are horny ****ing sluts.

Just like my roommate. By looking at her, you'd think that she was the sweetest, cutest little thing that's ever created. But the truth is that there ISN'T ONE GUY AT THE DORM THAT SHE HASNT SLEPT WITH.

****ing sluts.
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Does this include you? :cheer:
 
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