"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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To be fair, people attacked Kevin Smith because he straight up lied to them. He went on record saying that it would be about he man and not teela, and then that wasn't the case. It was a bait and switch.
I heard about that, and his response. He said he had technically told the truth that He-Man didn't take a backseat to Teela, and that he didn't pass the torch to her, and that she didn't wield the sword. So in his mind he was telling the truth. I don't know, I can understand not wanting to give away a spoiler, but the whole thing seems misleading. But again, I don't care about He-Man, so I'll just wait for Clerks 3.

I wonder if the "woke people's" heads would explode if someone proposed a woke-ified version of She-Hulk. Call it He-Hulk.
The last I saw of She-Hulk, she looked like a dude. This was supposedly part of a movement where people didn't like girls in comic books to have curves. According to them, women shouldn't have breasts, I guess, or be subject to the evil "male gaze".



Speaking of the male gaze, I was reading the reason you always see the AT&T girl behind a counter is because she had read some guys commenting about her body. So that made her uncomfortable, so she said you've lost the privilege of looking at my body. Ah, poor girl, she's smoking hot, and she's made money from it, the problems attractive girls have to face.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It was a different time and age. Even the "alpha" celebrity actors today start filling in more blue-pill and wokeish roles. Sure, these guys are built and have muscle mass and all of that, but they're just too emotional and edgy these days. I miss the times when cool, confident, stone-cold stoic, and don't care about imminent threats were the thing. Nowadays, superheroes are captain save-a-hoe, full of angst white knights. You'd think they were teenage boys going through puberty or something.

Lefty-owned media trying to appeal to overly sensitive and insecure kids. Hey kids, look. You can be the Dare Devil and keep being a whiney b*tch and it's cool.
There's a new low budget Youtube series called The Adventures of Save-A-Hoe. Pretty funny. Rollo Tomassi appears in episode 2 briefly. They couldn't use the word captain due to trademark.
 

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There's a new low budget Youtube series called The Adventures of Save-A-Hoe. Pretty funny. Rollo Tomassi appears in episode 2 briefly. They couldn't use the word captain due to trademark.
Captain Save-A-Ho is trademarked? That's hilarious. And also a little bit sad.
 
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