"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Woa Fingered A Girl

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SexinEar

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Well i've been messing with this girl that I don't even like and ive gotten soooooo much fu<king confidence/experence from it. So what big deal shes kinda an ug and i'm going below my standards but hey, I need the experence.

So ne way I fingered her and woa pus.y is mad weird. I really didn't kno what I was doing except for the fact that I tried to hit her g spot and also try go get my fingers in as deep as i could. She made like a couple of noises but I was a little dissapointed that she wasnt like hardcore screaming of ecstacy. Anyone got ne tips for being amazing at fingering girls?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DrDiesel07

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If she closes her eyes take your fingers out and stick your **** in....she'll love it gaurentee....or scream rape and call the police....but whatever
 
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dannowillbookem

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theyre called condoms, popey.

but yeah no girl is gonna scream with ecstacy and try to rip your hair out. i've had girls go moaning rhythymically (butchered that) and cluthch the sides of the mattress and my back, but girls arent gonna go crazy over stuff like that.

just remember the vagina is a little further back then i always think (always forget idk maybe thats just me) and the g spot is in the front, u'll proably have to get her pants off to get a good two finger curl going. if u can fit three comfortably, find a new girl. thats nasty loose.
 
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I think it has to do with how comfortable girls are too. If the girl is new/fairly clean you'll have to be a demi-god in order for her to get any where close to screaming.

I remember back to my first time fingering (about 5-6 days ago) and the times after (last one about 2 days ago) the most I got her to do was breathe super hard and fast. She was 100% fresh so I was happy with that (atleast I think she was by the way she told me she "never did this before", could only fit one finger in the first time and barely two the last time I did it, and the fact she'd pull my hand away after about a minute of it each time.).

Any reason I didn't feel a hymen? I was talking to my step-sister about it and she said it's located more towards the anus not up by the g-spot area.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lots of foreplay/buildup, I suppose. And hit the gspot/****.
 
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