"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woa Fingered A Girl

SexinEar

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Well i've been messing with this girl that I don't even like and ive gotten soooooo much fu<king confidence/experence from it. So what big deal shes kinda an ug and i'm going below my standards but hey, I need the experence.

So ne way I fingered her and woa pus.y is mad weird. I really didn't kno what I was doing except for the fact that I tried to hit her g spot and also try go get my fingers in as deep as i could. She made like a couple of noises but I was a little dissapointed that she wasnt like hardcore screaming of ecstacy. Anyone got ne tips for being amazing at fingering girls?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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DrDiesel07

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If she closes her eyes take your fingers out and stick your **** in....she'll love it gaurentee....or scream rape and call the police....but whatever
 

dannowillbookem

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theyre called condoms, popey.

but yeah no girl is gonna scream with ecstacy and try to rip your hair out. i've had girls go moaning rhythymically (butchered that) and cluthch the sides of the mattress and my back, but girls arent gonna go crazy over stuff like that.

just remember the vagina is a little further back then i always think (always forget idk maybe thats just me) and the g spot is in the front, u'll proably have to get her pants off to get a good two finger curl going. if u can fit three comfortably, find a new girl. thats nasty loose.
 

itishe

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I think it has to do with how comfortable girls are too. If the girl is new/fairly clean you'll have to be a demi-god in order for her to get any where close to screaming.

I remember back to my first time fingering (about 5-6 days ago) and the times after (last one about 2 days ago) the most I got her to do was breathe super hard and fast. She was 100% fresh so I was happy with that (atleast I think she was by the way she told me she "never did this before", could only fit one finger in the first time and barely two the last time I did it, and the fact she'd pull my hand away after about a minute of it each time.).

Any reason I didn't feel a hymen? I was talking to my step-sister about it and she said it's located more towards the anus not up by the g-spot area.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MrS

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Lots of foreplay/buildup, I suppose. And hit the gspot/****.
 
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