"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wity line?

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Today me and a friend were job hunting and we got an application from PacSun, there were 3 hbs in there at the time. Tomorrow when we turn our applications in when they ask if they can help us I was thinking about saying"dress me up like a cordaroy bear"(Its some line I came up with that I thought was funny) I wanted to run this by you guys 1st though, do you guys think its kinda funny or stupid. I think the girls will laugh if I say that.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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To be honest I dont think its too funny.....I cant think of a good line right now, but Ill be sure to post one if I think of one.

Good Luck on your Job man....by the way how much do they pay at pac sun?
 
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Originally posted by trans_am17
Today me and a friend were job hunting and we got an application from PacSun, there were 3 hbs in there at the time. Tomorrow when we turn our applications in when they ask if they can help us I was thinking about saying"dress me up like a cordaroy bear"(Its some line I came up with that I thought was funny) I wanted to run this by you guys 1st though, do you guys think its kinda funny or stupid. I think the girls will laugh if I say that.
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It's funny in a goofy way, but it's not funny in a "****y" way. I personally don't think it's funny.

An example of what you should say.

Her: May I help you?

You: Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, but there WILL BE a 5 dollar fee in order for you to help me. *sly smile*
 
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