Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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trans_am17

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Today me and a friend were job hunting and we got an application from PacSun, there were 3 hbs in there at the time. Tomorrow when we turn our applications in when they ask if they can help us I was thinking about saying"dress me up like a cordaroy bear"(Its some line I came up with that I thought was funny) I wanted to run this by you guys 1st though, do you guys think its kinda funny or stupid. I think the girls will laugh if I say that.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Smooth Player 056

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To be honest I dont think its too funny.....I cant think of a good line right now, but Ill be sure to post one if I think of one.

Good Luck on your Job man....by the way how much do they pay at pac sun?
 

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Originally posted by trans_am17
Today me and a friend were job hunting and we got an application from PacSun, there were 3 hbs in there at the time. Tomorrow when we turn our applications in when they ask if they can help us I was thinking about saying"dress me up like a cordaroy bear"(Its some line I came up with that I thought was funny) I wanted to run this by you guys 1st though, do you guys think its kinda funny or stupid. I think the girls will laugh if I say that.
It's funny in a goofy way, but it's not funny in a "****y" way. I personally don't think it's funny.

An example of what you should say.

Her: May I help you?

You: Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, but there WILL BE a 5 dollar fee in order for you to help me. *sly smile*
 
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