"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wity line?

trans_am17

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Today me and a friend were job hunting and we got an application from PacSun, there were 3 hbs in there at the time. Tomorrow when we turn our applications in when they ask if they can help us I was thinking about saying"dress me up like a cordaroy bear"(Its some line I came up with that I thought was funny) I wanted to run this by you guys 1st though, do you guys think its kinda funny or stupid. I think the girls will laugh if I say that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Smooth Player 056

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To be honest I dont think its too funny.....I cant think of a good line right now, but Ill be sure to post one if I think of one.

Good Luck on your Job man....by the way how much do they pay at pac sun?
 

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Originally posted by trans_am17
Today me and a friend were job hunting and we got an application from PacSun, there were 3 hbs in there at the time. Tomorrow when we turn our applications in when they ask if they can help us I was thinking about saying"dress me up like a cordaroy bear"(Its some line I came up with that I thought was funny) I wanted to run this by you guys 1st though, do you guys think its kinda funny or stupid. I think the girls will laugh if I say that.
It's funny in a goofy way, but it's not funny in a "****y" way. I personally don't think it's funny.

An example of what you should say.

Her: May I help you?

You: Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, but there WILL BE a 5 dollar fee in order for you to help me. *sly smile*
 
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