"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wish me luck today

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Today at 2PM I got a meeting with my hall director. An RA came into our room and saw the hookah we were building. He wrote us up because he thought it was a beer bong, and made us destroy it. Hookahs are prefectly allowed in the dorms, but beer bongs arent. Weird rules.

50 bucks worth of stuff was taken from us. Since I'm the first to meet with the HD, I need to make our case as to why that RA was being a **** and we want our stuff and some money back.

Can't afford to be in trouble for anymore ****, so wish me luck :) :cool:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A man makes his own luck!
 

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Originally posted by Julian
A man makes his own luck!
Good point.

I think the 3 page explanation of the event will pretty much keep my balls away from the band saw, but it never hurts to get some help from DJ's in spirit :)
 

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that sucks dude!!

but yeah, looks like I'm gonna be a RA this year :cool: muhahaha

ill probably be the most layed back ra ever.
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
that sucks dude!!

but yeah, looks like I'm gonna be a RA this year :cool: muhahaha

ill probably be the most layed back ra ever.
Rock on man. I'm trying out for an RA position next autumn quarter. I think that most residents won't have issues with my policies :cool:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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