"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Today at 2PM I got a meeting with my hall director. An RA came into our room and saw the hookah we were building. He wrote us up because he thought it was a beer bong, and made us destroy it. Hookahs are prefectly allowed in the dorms, but beer bongs arent. Weird rules.

50 bucks worth of stuff was taken from us. Since I'm the first to meet with the HD, I need to make our case as to why that RA was being a **** and we want our stuff and some money back.

Can't afford to be in trouble for anymore ****, so wish me luck :) :cool:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A man makes his own luck!
 
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Originally posted by Julian
A man makes his own luck!
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Good point.

I think the 3 page explanation of the event will pretty much keep my balls away from the band saw, but it never hurts to get some help from DJ's in spirit :)
 
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that sucks dude!!

but yeah, looks like I'm gonna be a RA this year :cool: muhahaha

ill probably be the most layed back ra ever.
 
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Originally posted by Centaurion
that sucks dude!!

but yeah, looks like I'm gonna be a RA this year :cool: muhahaha

ill probably be the most layed back ra ever.
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Rock on man. I'm trying out for an RA position next autumn quarter. I think that most residents won't have issues with my policies :cool:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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