Winding Up Grumpy Girls

[aftershock]

Heres the deal. I work with a girl who is seriously grumpy. I could probably attract her to me if I wanted, but I really don't think its worth the effort.

So I'd like to subtlely piss her off.

I want this girl to crack and shout at me very loudly and then I want to laugh in her face so she looks stupid.

Whats the best way to go about this?

All I've got so far is just being happy and chilled all the time, which is how I act anyway. It's working, I think, but it's not quite good enough.

I want to add this skill to my DJ arsenal, you see. Could come in useful.

 

[Black_Italian]

whenever u walk past her make a wierd noise when she asks about it say what r u on about ur crazy and KEEP DOING IT........if u want her to fall in love with you tell her you are a NINJA

 

[SupaDupaAFC]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Black Italian you are my favorite poster!

 

[jprjrjr]

Keep walking up to her like you're going to say something, then walk away with a frustrated look on your face.

 

[zerocelcius]

If she is already grumpy than it should be easy to piss her off. Buy some PMS pills and leave it on her desk with a funny yet smart ass note signed real big with your name.

That should piss her off and tell her who did it. If she doesn't get mad by just that.

Everytime she talks just point in her face and demand she goes and takes a pill.