"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Winding Up Grumpy Girls

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Heres the deal. I work with a girl who is seriously grumpy. I could probably attract her to me if I wanted, but I really don't think its worth the effort.

So I'd like to subtlely piss her off.

I want this girl to crack and shout at me very loudly and then I want to laugh in her face so she looks stupid.

Whats the best way to go about this?

All I've got so far is just being happy and chilled all the time, which is how I act anyway. It's working, I think, but it's not quite good enough.

I want to add this skill to my DJ arsenal, you see. Could come in useful.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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whenever u walk past her make a wierd noise when she asks about it say what r u on about ur crazy and KEEP DOING IT........if u want her to fall in love with you tell her you are a NINJA
 
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Black Italian you are my favorite poster!
 
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Keep walking up to her like you're going to say something, then walk away with a frustrated look on your face.
 
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If she is already grumpy than it should be easy to piss her off. Buy some PMS pills and leave it on her desk with a funny yet smart ass note signed real big with your name.

That should piss her off and tell her who did it. If she doesn't get mad by just that.

Everytime she talks just point in her face and demand she goes and takes a pill.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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