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Don Juan
DEMON YOU ARE F ING GAY DUDE !!!!!!!!!.
YOU Have disrupted my posts before so you deserve it../..
YOU Have disrupted my posts before so you deserve it../..
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Wild Public Places you've hit it in?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
InLawsHateMe
Master Don Juan
Laurel Mall.....wow... use to be an old stomping ground of mine... I miss Maryland, and how on a sunny day, it's not uncommon to make a detour to O.C. on your way to work.
I have gotten a bj in the movies but I have to agree with Demon, full out sex in a movie theater would be hard. Too many people around, it is noticable. Once an ex and I were at a theater with no one else, but the workers kept coming in and out of the theater and we couldn't get it on.
Crazy places
1) parking lots and decks all over the place in my car.
2) Once on a park bench, on a Summer Saturday afternoon. It's
a miracle we did not get caught, people walked by right
after we were done.
3) In a friends living room new years morning, everyone else
was still passed out all around us.
4) The woman's restroom at her work before she had to go in.
5) Jungle Jims, wow.
6) Where I used to live there was a little river and some
concrete structures where you could hang out. You could see
the Highway(and vice-versa), did it there once.
That's all I can think of, you get creative when you both live with parents.
Crazy places
1) parking lots and decks all over the place in my car.
2) Once on a park bench, on a Summer Saturday afternoon. It's
a miracle we did not get caught, people walked by right
after we were done.
3) In a friends living room new years morning, everyone else
was still passed out all around us.
4) The woman's restroom at her work before she had to go in.
5) Jungle Jims, wow.
6) Where I used to live there was a little river and some
concrete structures where you could hang out. You could see
the Highway(and vice-versa), did it there once.
That's all I can think of, you get creative when you both live with parents.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Live The Dream
Don Juan
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-on the beach in mexico (twice, two different times)
-on a cruise ship, under the waterslide
(just a bj though)
-and my fav. @ work (Ben & Jerry's)
-on a cruise ship, under the waterslide
(just a bj though)-and my fav. @ work (Ben & Jerry's)
T.T. Boy
Senior Don Juan
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The only interesting stories Demon has are about the places he has masturbated.
ShortTimer
Banned
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I once masturbated in a NASA confrence room.
no, not really
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
My ex's dad used to have a camper sitting in the back yard - one of the ones you tow. Her sister & her bf were sitting outside chatting. We went into the trailor and shook the hell out of it.
Her sister & her bf kept yelling "You guys done yet?"
Her sister & her bf kept yelling "You guys done yet?"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
Company parking lot. right in the middle of it, ther was a shift change, and the guy got in the truck right beside us. He didn't say nottin. fewww.
Once had it in a hotel room with a little hottie who was on a business trip from GA -- in front of two of her much older co-workers who were trying to watch TV in their curlers and granny gowns in the next bed. Hot as hell; had to wonder what they talked about at the office on Monday.
Recently bent a date over the marble-tiled, gold-fixtured men's room sink in a four-star hotel restaurant. Quick, quiet, furtive, facing the mirror. Loved seeing her face.
Recently bent a date over the marble-tiled, gold-fixtured men's room sink in a four-star hotel restaurant. Quick, quiet, furtive, facing the mirror. Loved seeing her face.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
I've got you all. At 18 I knocked it out with my girlfriend in the balcony of the Unitarian Church in downtown L.A. at a youth conference,..heheh,..
Hey, it was empty (and cool n the L.A. summer heat) and the only place we could be alone long enough. Yes, I know,...I'm bad.
Hey, it was empty (and cool n the L.A. summer heat) and the only place we could be alone long enough. Yes, I know,...I'm bad.
The Bartender
Senior Don Juan
A radom docked boat on my ex's lake at night...still dont know whose boat that was.
Same chick while she was at someones house babysitting...midday, kids home
Picnic table on a private island during a party
In a hotel bathroom on spring break in Panama (wasnt our room, werent quiet).
On a hotel balcony during same spring break (got cheered for that one)
Various pull-over the car situations and car pool lots
Back of my moms car parked in the garage
My hot tub...not the best idea
Hammock (not easy)
In a hotel bed with other ppl in the bed sleeping
Bathroom floor in the same hotel
All I can think of for now
edit - almost forgot the time i got caught by the cops in a park at night...that was interesting
Same chick while she was at someones house babysitting...midday, kids home
Picnic table on a private island during a party
In a hotel bathroom on spring break in Panama (wasnt our room, werent quiet).
On a hotel balcony during same spring break (got cheered for that one)
Various pull-over the car situations and car pool lots
Back of my moms car parked in the garage
My hot tub...not the best idea
Hammock (not easy)
In a hotel bed with other ppl in the bed sleeping
Bathroom floor in the same hotel
All I can think of for now
edit - almost forgot the time i got caught by the cops in a park at night...that was interesting
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
On the roof while replacing the whole roof with new shingles - if I would have made one wrong move then we would have both been dead - naked for all to see (as if they weren't watching already)!! Beat that for risk-taking, bastards!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Main stacks of my college library
Side of a busy hiking trail in early afternoon
On a beach with people everywhere
Near a parking lot behind a sand dune
Above a waterfall while our friends were in the pools below
Middle of a crazy haloween party
On the side of a river with a bike path on the opposite shore
2nd and 3rd times ever on the shore of Tahoe while boats and kayakers passed by
Side of a busy hiking trail in early afternoon
On a beach with people everywhere
Near a parking lot behind a sand dune
Above a waterfall while our friends were in the pools below
Middle of a crazy haloween party
On the side of a river with a bike path on the opposite shore
2nd and 3rd times ever on the shore of Tahoe while boats and kayakers passed by
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Oh yeah, another one...
It wasn't a public place but a strange accomodation...
We had sex on a bed of nails - I was on top! I literally and figureatively speaking "nailed her!!"
I damned near killed the hor!! (PR_L would have been in prison for torture and homocide)
It wasn't a public place but a strange accomodation...
We had sex on a bed of nails - I was on top! I literally and figureatively speaking "nailed her!!"
I damned near killed the hor!! (PR_L would have been in prison for torture and homocide)
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TillTheEndOfTime
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The stuff in here is just so real....
iveyleeger
Senior Don Juan
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> The stuff in here is just so real....
Makes you wonder why these playboys even hang around here. They could be knocking boots on top of the sky dome or something.
Makes you wonder why these playboys even hang around here. They could be knocking boots on top of the sky dome or something.
Simply because some of us have some cool experiences does not mean that we are finished learning DJing skills. Stuff learned on this site has no doubt helped many of the sexually accomplished dudes here. A motivation to help our fellow man and to continue our own learning process keeps us on these forums.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.