Digital Mastermind1
Don Juan
DEMON YOU ARE F ING GAY DUDE !!!!!!!!!.
YOU Have disrupted my posts before so you deserve it../..
YOU Have disrupted my posts before so you deserve it../..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wild Public Places you've hit it in?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
InLawsHateMe
Master Don Juan
Laurel Mall.....wow... use to be an old stomping ground of mine... I miss Maryland, and how on a sunny day, it's not uncommon to make a detour to O.C. on your way to work.
I have gotten a bj in the movies but I have to agree with Demon, full out sex in a movie theater would be hard. Too many people around, it is noticable. Once an ex and I were at a theater with no one else, but the workers kept coming in and out of the theater and we couldn't get it on.
Crazy places
1) parking lots and decks all over the place in my car.
2) Once on a park bench, on a Summer Saturday afternoon. It's
a miracle we did not get caught, people walked by right
after we were done.
3) In a friends living room new years morning, everyone else
was still passed out all around us.
4) The woman's restroom at her work before she had to go in.
5) Jungle Jims, wow.
6) Where I used to live there was a little river and some
concrete structures where you could hang out. You could see
the Highway(and vice-versa), did it there once.
That's all I can think of, you get creative when you both live with parents.
Crazy places
1) parking lots and decks all over the place in my car.
2) Once on a park bench, on a Summer Saturday afternoon. It's
a miracle we did not get caught, people walked by right
after we were done.
3) In a friends living room new years morning, everyone else
was still passed out all around us.
4) The woman's restroom at her work before she had to go in.
5) Jungle Jims, wow.
6) Where I used to live there was a little river and some
concrete structures where you could hang out. You could see
the Highway(and vice-versa), did it there once.
That's all I can think of, you get creative when you both live with parents.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Live The Dream
Don Juan
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-on the beach in mexico (twice, two different times)
-on a cruise ship, under the waterslide
(just a bj though)
-and my fav. @ work (Ben & Jerry's)
-on a cruise ship, under the waterslide
(just a bj though)-and my fav. @ work (Ben & Jerry's)
T.T. Boy
Senior Don Juan
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The only interesting stories Demon has are about the places he has masturbated.
ShortTimer
Banned
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I once masturbated in a NASA confrence room.
no, not really
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
My ex's dad used to have a camper sitting in the back yard - one of the ones you tow. Her sister & her bf were sitting outside chatting. We went into the trailor and shook the hell out of it.
Her sister & her bf kept yelling "You guys done yet?"
Her sister & her bf kept yelling "You guys done yet?"
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
Company parking lot. right in the middle of it, ther was a shift change, and the guy got in the truck right beside us. He didn't say nottin. fewww.
Once had it in a hotel room with a little hottie who was on a business trip from GA -- in front of two of her much older co-workers who were trying to watch TV in their curlers and granny gowns in the next bed. Hot as hell; had to wonder what they talked about at the office on Monday.
Recently bent a date over the marble-tiled, gold-fixtured men's room sink in a four-star hotel restaurant. Quick, quiet, furtive, facing the mirror. Loved seeing her face.
Recently bent a date over the marble-tiled, gold-fixtured men's room sink in a four-star hotel restaurant. Quick, quiet, furtive, facing the mirror. Loved seeing her face.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
I've got you all. At 18 I knocked it out with my girlfriend in the balcony of the Unitarian Church in downtown L.A. at a youth conference,..heheh,..
Hey, it was empty (and cool n the L.A. summer heat) and the only place we could be alone long enough. Yes, I know,...I'm bad.
Hey, it was empty (and cool n the L.A. summer heat) and the only place we could be alone long enough. Yes, I know,...I'm bad.
The Bartender
Senior Don Juan
A radom docked boat on my ex's lake at night...still dont know whose boat that was.
Same chick while she was at someones house babysitting...midday, kids home
Picnic table on a private island during a party
In a hotel bathroom on spring break in Panama (wasnt our room, werent quiet).
On a hotel balcony during same spring break (got cheered for that one)
Various pull-over the car situations and car pool lots
Back of my moms car parked in the garage
My hot tub...not the best idea
Hammock (not easy)
In a hotel bed with other ppl in the bed sleeping
Bathroom floor in the same hotel
All I can think of for now
edit - almost forgot the time i got caught by the cops in a park at night...that was interesting
Same chick while she was at someones house babysitting...midday, kids home
Picnic table on a private island during a party
In a hotel bathroom on spring break in Panama (wasnt our room, werent quiet).
On a hotel balcony during same spring break (got cheered for that one)
Various pull-over the car situations and car pool lots
Back of my moms car parked in the garage
My hot tub...not the best idea
Hammock (not easy)
In a hotel bed with other ppl in the bed sleeping
Bathroom floor in the same hotel
All I can think of for now
edit - almost forgot the time i got caught by the cops in a park at night...that was interesting
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
On the roof while replacing the whole roof with new shingles - if I would have made one wrong move then we would have both been dead - naked for all to see (as if they weren't watching already)!! Beat that for risk-taking, bastards!!!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Main stacks of my college library
Side of a busy hiking trail in early afternoon
On a beach with people everywhere
Near a parking lot behind a sand dune
Above a waterfall while our friends were in the pools below
Middle of a crazy haloween party
On the side of a river with a bike path on the opposite shore
2nd and 3rd times ever on the shore of Tahoe while boats and kayakers passed by
Side of a busy hiking trail in early afternoon
On a beach with people everywhere
Near a parking lot behind a sand dune
Above a waterfall while our friends were in the pools below
Middle of a crazy haloween party
On the side of a river with a bike path on the opposite shore
2nd and 3rd times ever on the shore of Tahoe while boats and kayakers passed by
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Oh yeah, another one...
It wasn't a public place but a strange accomodation...
We had sex on a bed of nails - I was on top! I literally and figureatively speaking "nailed her!!"
I damned near killed the hor!! (PR_L would have been in prison for torture and homocide)
It wasn't a public place but a strange accomodation...
We had sex on a bed of nails - I was on top! I literally and figureatively speaking "nailed her!!"
I damned near killed the hor!! (PR_L would have been in prison for torture and homocide)
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TillTheEndOfTime
Master Don Juan
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The stuff in here is just so real....
iveyleeger
Senior Don Juan
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> The stuff in here is just so real....
Makes you wonder why these playboys even hang around here. They could be knocking boots on top of the sky dome or something.
Makes you wonder why these playboys even hang around here. They could be knocking boots on top of the sky dome or something.
Simply because some of us have some cool experiences does not mean that we are finished learning DJing skills. Stuff learned on this site has no doubt helped many of the sexually accomplished dudes here. A motivation to help our fellow man and to continue our own learning process keeps us on these forums.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.